Funny story and sex revealed!!!

[Pork Chops N' Corn Bread]

I was holding HIM while I was on the computor. He was just chillin' on my lap and I hear a noise, look down and my lap is covered in crap. All watery since I just gave him a bath. I had to run down to the washer and throw all my clothes in. Boxers, pants, shirt, socks!!! lol Took a shower and now I don't smell. Also Tess is a boy, I am renaming him tesstosterone. Can someone spell it correctly for me please or T for short

[Pythons_N_Boas]

HAHAHA that is a awsome story... sorry, i suck at spelling or id help out

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[Pork Chops N' Corn Bread]

lol, thanks anyways. I should have gotten pics. It made me throw up. I think it was the scrambles eggs yesterday that smelled so bad!! lol

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[MTB Mamba]

Originally Posted by Pork Chops N' Corn Bread

Also Tess is a boy, I am renaming him tesstosterone. Can someone spell it correctly for me please or T for short

Testosterone

[Pork Chops N' Corn Bread]

Originally Posted by QuenteK25

Testosterone

Thanks

[Pythons_N_Boas]

Originally Posted by Pork Chops N' Corn Bread

lol, thanks anyways. I should have gotten pics. It made me throw up. I think it was the scrambles eggs yesterday that smelled so bad!! lol

LMAO thats sick

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[tmfleo1]

gross lol

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[Dachande]

i told ya poultry incuding egg would have a smell to it.more so than rodents.
did he evert fully? sometimes females will evert a little. but a male eversion wil be pretty obvious.
and it is possibly the bowel movement may have been stress induced. so be careful with that. after they're done with biting and tail whipping the next defense mechanism is defecation. i have rescued some that never bit or whipped, but would drop one on ya if they were loaded before you can get them back over the cage.

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[JuliusSqueezer]

Ferrari should name their next model "Testosterosa".

[tmfleo1]

Originally Posted by JuliusSqueezer

Ferrari should name their next model "Testosterosa".

LOL brett well who knows on that but as of right now there refining the Enzo from an article a read awhile back more hp and a few other improvements

[bigballin]

ewwwwww hahaha. he loves you THAT much!!

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[Razaiel]

Originally Posted by bigballin

ewwwwww hahaha. he loves you THAT much!!

My parrot must REALLY, REALLY love me then LMAO!

Last thing to crap on my was my Ball - first time she's ever done it on me but I too had to fling off all my clothing and head for the shower

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[Pork Chops N' Corn Bread]

Originally Posted by Dachande

i told ya poultry incuding egg would have a smell to it.more so than rodents.
did he evert fully? sometimes females will evert a little. but a male eversion wil be pretty obvious.
and it is possibly the bowel movement may have been stress induced. so be careful with that. after they're done with biting and tail whipping the next defense mechanism is defecation. i have rescued some that never bit or whipped, but would drop one on ya if they were loaded before you can get them back over the cage.

Maybe. I just know it was huge!!! lol she has been eating 2 fuzzie rats a day plus crickets and small rats diced up into pieces. She loves those even though they smell bad. I think I will pass on too much poultry for a while. She may have been stressed. She was just laying there and she had her head laying down. I just heard a bubble noise and looked down. It was a bad experience.

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[Dachande]

so it did evert a long piece of flesh. maybe as long as your pinky finger?
don't worry if it was mostly eggs, chicks aren't as bad. but you can smell them a little more than rodents.
just another reason to offer eggs on rare occassion.

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[Pork Chops N' Corn Bread]

Originally Posted by Dachande

so it did evert a long piece of flesh. maybe as long as your pinky finger?
don't worry if it was mostly eggs, chicks aren't as bad. but you can smell them a little more than rodents.
just another reason to offer eggs on rare occassion.

No, I just heard it an looked down. That was all I saw. I see the hem buldges at the base of him tail now. I never really paid attention to that before

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[Dachande]

best to have another same size to compare to. then you can also compare head size and shape. it's hard to say from bulges unless there is another specimen to compare it too. some don't even have to look at base of tail, they learned to distinguish by head morhology. i believe the males have a broader head, but it could be opposite.
next time you hear that noise try to get a close look. they sometimes evert during defecation. and if it's a male, trust me you'll know just by that.

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[unluckyseventeen]

Hahahahaha, that is gross! My girlfriend hates feces more than anything. The first week we had our garter, he pooped right on her shirt. Ha! I thought I was going to die laughing.

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[brownsfan222]

my southern water snake used to poop on me all the time, but then she tamed down and wasnt mean at all. BTW can someone tell me why a Ferrari Enzo would need more HP lol

[Pork Chops N' Corn Bread]

Originally Posted by Dachande

best to have another same size to compare to. then you can also compare head size and shape. it's hard to say from bulges unless there is another specimen to compare it too. some don't even have to look at base of tail, they learned to distinguish by head morhology. i believe the males have a broader head, but it could be opposite.
next time you hear that noise try to get a close look. they sometimes evert during defecation. and if it's a male, trust me you'll know just by that.

I just see the buldges. They are pretty big. I am almost positve its a male becuase the females don't have buldges.

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[wens savy]

Testerone, awesome