The Ban List

Icicle · #1 (**permalink**) 02-09-2010, 10:27 AM

After I posted a reply to another topic, I got thinking on what should be banned.

Should we ban cars from the USA all together, since we are killing many different lifeforms every day; from micro life to ants and other insects.
Should we ban fire since it destroys the forest and kills life that live in and under trees, or should we ban it because it consumes precious oxygen that we humans need to survive on.
Should we ban Leaches because the consume blood, well that would put hurt on the medical community.
Should we ban any and all wildlife that kills it's own kind that is diseased or deformed.
Should we ban cell phones, cause I heard reports that the cause brain cancer, or because so many people can not do two things at once; like driving and talking on the phone.
Should we ban the earth from spinning, cause it creates gravity, and brings day and night around.
Should we ban snow, cause it white and has the tendency to cause wild snow parties.
Should we ban all oil products from the trade of all cultures, cause we are undermining the earths crust.
Should we ban water, cause it promotes good health.
Should we ban beaches, because they have a tendency to cause wild beach parties.
Should we ban the sun, cause it causes skin cancer.
dang, look at all the things that could be banned.

Please add to this list of what should be banned.

ioctoberdrums · #2 (**permalink**) 02-09-2010, 01:16 PM

most importantly we need to ban humans. thats right ladys and gents! a world wide ban on procreation!
WE are the threat to the ever glades.
WE are the threat to the environment.
WE are the threat to endangered species.
i modestly propose involuntary, mandatory, irreversible sterilization of the entire human race for the next 2-3 decades.
after our numbers have dwindled to manageable, we only allow those with good genetics, as deemed by a supercomputer, to procreate.
licenses must be acquired.
fees must be payed.
only then do you get your stones back!
also...
feed the homeless to the hungry.
read "a modest proposal".
my 2 cents!

MalinoisK9 · #3 (**permalink**) 02-09-2010, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by ioctoberdrums

most importantly we need to ban humans. thats right ladys and gents! a world wide ban on procreation!
WE are the threat to the ever glades.
WE are the threat to the environment.
WE are the threat to endangered species.
i modestly propose involuntary, mandatory, irreversible sterilization of the entire human race for the next 2-3 decades.
after our numbers have dwindled to manageable, we only allow those with good genetics, as deemed by a supercomputer, to procreate.
licenses must be acquired.
fees must be payed.
only then do you get your stones back!
also...
feed the homeless to the hungry.
read "a modest proposal".
my 2 cents!

Couldn't have said it better

MalinoisK9 · #4 (**permalink**) 02-09-2010, 01:53 PM

I like how all this talk about Burms eating endangered species in the everglades and how fragile of en ecosystem it is. Well I wonder what species made them endangered in the first place? Who destroyed almost all of south Florida's natural habitat? I'm pretty sure it wasn't some pythons that drained all the water and cut down the trees, until there was just slivers of the original ecosystem left.

Jeremy2792 · #5 (**permalink**) 02-09-2010, 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by MalinoisK9

I like how all this talk about Burms eating endangered species in the everglades and how fragile of en ecosystem it is. Well I wonder what species made them endangered in the first place? Who destroyed almost all of south Florida's natural habitat? I'm pretty sure it wasn't some pythons that drained all the water and cut down the trees, until there was just slivers of the original ecosystem left.

+1