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[TalismanK9]

Originally Posted by grnxnam

True. My grammar sux and my spelling is nearly as bad but at least I attempt to correct my ebay/craigslist ads.

Thing is you don't even need to manually spell check you can have your PC "AUTO SPELL CHECK", you see the red squiggly line under the word and that tells you its wrong, then you just right click on the word and up pops a multiple choice of correctly spelled words to choose from. Now if you misspell with that your really backwoods.

[Stargazer]

They probably think the red squiggly line means it's a real purdy word.

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[Stargazer]

guinea pig and complete setup
This is a black and white long-haired guinea pig and cage, food, bedding, water bottle,toys and bowl. This was my daughter's birthday present last year and Cutie is a year and a half old. Cutie is very docile and a great pet. Selling because daughter now wants a snake. 50$ re-homing fee is negotiable.
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Okay, I think they're missing the obvious solution here....

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[Stargazer]

Never mind. Filter bleeped out the incorrect spelling of "accessories" in that ad. LOL

You will have to use your imagination as to how the spelled it.

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[M2788]

BALL PYTHON - MINI FREE

Miniature Ball Python to a loving home. Icarus is a male 6 yr. old 4 ft. Ball Python. Doesn't bite, eats well. Comes with 50 gallon tank, under tank heater, light, cave, etc.

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[snakehooked]

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[M2788]

Big terriam cage with stand/tarantula inside

I have a big cage with the complete stand. There is a tarantula in there now, but you can convert it to whatever you like non-aquatic. A rainforest set up would be perfect.
Price is $200 firm, only interested buyers I don't have much time to be wasted.

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. . . . That cage for a tarantula?

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[M2788]

4 ft long female corn snake


I have a corn snake that I no longer want. She is about 4 feet long and is pretty thick. I got her from a friend that could no longer care for her and now I don't have the time for her either. She doesn't like to be handled so not reccomended as a pet for a kid. She would be great as a breeder. Asking for a $30 rehoming fee. I will include the 10 gallon tank she is in right now.

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A four foot snake in a 10 gallon?! No wonder she is cranky!

	Corn Snake The Corn Snake or Red Rat Snake (Elaphe guttata) is a species of Rat Snake.

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[BlackLava]

wow no wonder the cornsnake doesnt like to be handled shes in such a bad mood from being so cramped!

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[Stargazer]

Originally Posted by M2788

4 ft long female corn snake
I have a corn snake that I no longer want. She is about 4 feet long and is pretty thick. I got her from a friend that could no longer care for her and now I don't have the time for her either. She doesn't like to be handled so not reccomended as a pet for a kid. She would be great as a breeder. Asking for a $30 rehoming fee. I will include the 10 gallon tank she is in right now.
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A four foot snake in a 10 gallon?! No wonder she is cranky!

Wow. We need to have a "disposable pet" section. I saw on CL yesterday someone getting rid of a tarantula so they could get a snake. Then someone was getting rid of a snake so they could get a horse.

	Corn Snake The Corn Snake or Red Rat Snake (Elaphe guttata) is a species of Rat Snake.

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[kenyabloodstone]

Ball pythons and accecories

Two beautiful tame Ball pythons 1.5 to 2 feet long, needs a great home comes with 20 gallon long glass tank with a locking screen lid, UVA/UVB bulb heat rock plus all the accesories. and stand. Needs to be rehomed to expierenced reptile enthusiasts. rehoming fee applies. email for more details. and to schedule a time to come handle these beautiful animals.
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[_Sam_]

Last i checked, 6-sides meant hexagon. then again, that's just the beginning for this ad....

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[snakehooked]

Sweet! it has an anti-gravity feature!

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[Stargazer]

Originally Posted by kenyabloodstone

Ball pythons and accecories
Two beautiful tame Ball pythons 1.5 to 2 feet long, needs a great home comes with 20 gallon long glass tank with a locking screen lid, UVA/UVB bulb heat rock plus all the accesories. and stand. Needs to be rehomed to expierenced reptile enthusiasts. rehoming fee applies. email for more details. and to schedule a time to come handle these beautiful animals.
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How many spellings can we find on CL of the word "accessories"? As you can see, I'm really obsessed with this. I think if we can find one who spells it correctly, we should recommend them for Mensa.

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[Special K]

Green Tree Python Male Sorong Blood Line $350, Will Listen To Trades


Do I see a ball python in the same enclosure?!

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[Stargazer]

Originally Posted by Special K

Green Tree Python Male Sorong Blood Line $350, Will Listen To Trades
Do I see a ball python in the same enclosure?!

I believe it is.

What's sadder is the way some people regard snakes like trading cards. They only have monetary worth, to be traded away when the keeper gets bored with it.

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[Stargazer]

Originally Posted by M2788

BALL PYTHON - MINI FREE
Miniature Ball Python to a loving home. Icarus is a male 6 yr. old 4 ft. Ball Python. Doesn't bite, eats well. Comes with 50 gallon tank, under tank heater, light, cave, etc.

Apparently, in that neck of the woods, regular ball pythons can growth to monsterous lengths. No wonder they are so feared by snake haters everywhere! I imagine when the ginormous ball pythons curl up into a ball, they can roll over a moderately sized house! It's pretty terrifying. I can definitely see the need for miniature morphs.

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	Morph A morph is a color or pattern variation that is proven to be genetic. Common morphs include albino, anerythristic, gentically striped, Hypomelanistic, and many others. Morphs also include combinations of simple traits such as "Sunglow" which is Albino and Hypomelanistic. These traits may be recessive traits, co-dominant traits, dominant traits, or created through selective breeding (ie Pastel).

[Jt.]

A dingo ate my baby.

And a ball python rolled over my house.

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[Zombi-Hed]

California kingsnake

I have a nice looking cali king snake to trade for a female ball python. I have not sexed it yet but can if interested. It is eating 3 pinkys every other weak and chowed down my apricot pueblan milksnake. I am really looking to trade up with difference for a pastel ball but open to anything ball python wise.

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[Jt.]

Feeding it 3 pinkies every other week? No wonder it "chowed down my apricot pueblan milksnake".


I found an ad in a local classifieds. A woman is selling her boa, ball python, and bearded dragon because she is pregnant and moving.

I asked for pictures of the boa. Turned out to be a nice looking female so I was tempted. Asked her where she got her from and she said at a reptile show. But "the seller I got her from didn't know what he was talking about", she said.

Then she tells me how she keeps the boa and ball python in the same 59 gallon tank.

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