More CL humor - Page 37

M2788 · #**721** (**permalink**) 03-08-2010, 08:56 AM

Okay… Seriously... What the heck?!

2 red tail boas one bALL PYTHON

2 red tail boas one female (name isJUNE) she is a lighter color the male (name is SCAR)is darker with a rainbow tint they both are about 2 years old abd about 3 feet long love to be heald!! feed weekly to every 2 weeks in a large black box for feeding, ball python his (name is LUSIFER) he is 4.5 years old, he is a male, loves loves to be heald and is real mellow great for holding, he is feed in a large box for feeding, all three get along exscelent all live in same tank a 55 gal tank call for questions 925 565 2105 925 642 3146 65.00 for each snake or 150.00 for all three snakes

TalismanK9 · #**722** (**permalink**) 03-08-2010, 11:04 AM

^-- its such a shame,... as far as we have come with genetics why haven't we bred ignorance out of the gene pool yet? POOR snakes.

snakehooked · #**723** (**permalink**) 03-08-2010, 02:55 PM

I just looked at Jacksonville Craigslist and wanted to punch someone in the face. Ruined my whole morning. Someone has an ad up telling people to be careful who they give kittens to because people "feed them too they're snakes". Seriously? *headdesk*

Stargazer · #**724** (**permalink**) 03-08-2010, 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by M2788

Okay… Seriously... What the heck?!

2 red tail boas one bALL PYTHON
2 red tail boas one female (name isJUNE) she is a lighter color the male (name is SCAR)is darker with a rainbow tint they both are about 2 years old abd about 3 feet long love to be heald!! feed weekly to every 2 weeks in a large black box for feeding, ball python his (name is LUSIFER) he is 4.5 years old, he is a male, loves loves to be heald and is real mellow great for holding, he is feed in a large box for feeding, all three get along exscelent all live in same tank a 55 gal tank call for questions 925 565 2105 925 642 3146 65.00 for each snake or 150.00 for all three snakes

Aside from the obvious moronitude, that is the worst spelling of "excellent" I've ever seen. Good thing they didn't try for "accessories".

PitPyBoa · #**725** (**permalink**) 03-08-2010, 03:44 PM

Lol! That was pretty bad.
That should be a tell-tale sign these people need to sterilized.

PitPyBoa · #**726** (**permalink**) 03-08-2010, 03:56 PM

This was the best I could find today...
Memphis Craigslist

Male Iguana:

he,s around 3 feet long around 4 yrs old hes healthy he needs to live at your house call me for directions to get him there troy at 9013010797

I called. It was already gone but he asked me if I had a female. Very redneck sounding. Then asked me if I wanted any rabbits. I just hung up

TwiceShy · #**727** (**permalink**) 03-09-2010, 02:03 AM

"Iron Steel Cage"
we have a cage 35x35x 44 tall its nice for birds ,racoons,pigs,ribbits, they can not get out ,anything you want to put in it ,150.00 obo.

um, ok but Im just wondering how many PIGS you can fit in that cage (?)... I started to mess with him and ask if he thought the cage was large enough for a medium size woman. LOL

TwiceShy · #**728** (**permalink**) 03-09-2010, 02:24 AM

(rolling my eyes)

i have a 7 foot long durmil boa he is 5 years old Ive had him since he was hatched never bitten or hissed great eater eats small rabbits of jumbo rats ,he comes with a 55 gallon tank with locking led and 3 heating lights his water bowl and any thing else i have ,i will trade for pit bull puppy must be full blooded no mutts!!! i know this breed so don't try to (expletive) me papers would be nice but i do not care if u have them or not ..this is a 500.00 snake and his cage and setup is about 250.00 ,,,i don't care about the money i just want a puppy for my wife while I'm in Iraq the puppy must not be older then 5 months old I'm not looking for anything special or expensive ....if ur interested plz call 904-573-3682 ask for ken

_Sam_ · #**729** (**permalink**) 03-09-2010, 02:39 AM

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Originally Posted by TwiceShy

"Iron Steel Cage"
we have a cage 35x35x 44 tall its nice for birds ,racoons,pigs,ribbits, they can not get out ,anything you want to put in it ,150.00 obo.
um, ok but Im just wondering how many PIGS you can fit in that cage (?)... I started to mess with him and ask if he thought the cage was large enough for a medium size woman. LOL

perhaps he meant guinea pigs?

snakehooked · #**730** (**permalink**) 03-09-2010, 02:45 AM

Personally I'd love to buy that cage as long as it comes with a couple "ribbits".

BlackLava · #**731** (**permalink**) 03-09-2010, 03:09 AM

what are ribbits?

Stargazer · #**732** (**permalink**) 03-09-2010, 03:12 AM

OMG, these are hilarious!

"durmil" boas and "rabbits of jumbo rats?" ha ha ha

I wonder if I could fit some of my noisy neighbors in that giant cage. It does say "whatever you want to put in it."

TalismanK9 · #**733** (**permalink**) 03-09-2010, 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Stargazer

Aside from the obvious moronitude, that is the worst spelling of "excellent" I've ever seen. Good thing they didn't try for "accessories".

Star "heald" your horses and stop picking on the person-LOL-I don't know but "heald" gives the excellent a good run for the worst spelled word.

Stargazer · #**734** (**permalink**) 03-10-2010, 02:01 AM

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Originally Posted by TalismanK9

Star "heald" your horses and stop picking on the person-LOL-I don't know but "heald" gives the excellent a good run for the worst spelled word.

I saw the word "laydoff" in a CL ad the other day. I thought that was a pretty good one.

StephanieH · #**735** (**permalink**) 03-11-2010, 10:12 PM

Automotive skills for python?

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I bought a baby ball python for $100 this week and it climbed into the dash of my car. It's been in there since tuesday and I don't want it to die but I can't get the dash apart. If you can (competently) take the dash apart to get him out and put it back together then you can have him for free. I will need to copy your ID first (just so I don't get someone tearing my car apart and leaving). It's a 2000 Buick Lesabre if that helps.

I guess a cage would have worked too.

DaveDragon · #**736** (**permalink**) 03-12-2010, 02:56 AM

Not reptile related (well, sort of!) but funny. This freezer must be REALLY OLD!!

10 cubit foot freezer

TwiceShy · #**737** (**permalink**) 03-12-2010, 03:59 AM

Duck, Duck, Goose

No, I don't have a goose--but I do have lots of baby ducks. They are almost two weeks old now so they are nice and strong. Purebreds of various types--Runners, Khaki Campbells, Rouens, others--really cute

5.00 each in groups of at least 3 so they can keep each other warm. Not for folks with really small kids as these guys are small and fragile to sweezing

lol....WTH is "sweezing"...lol

TwiceShy · #**738** (**permalink**) 03-12-2010, 04:03 AM

more Jacksonville CL humor.. sad story but, well, yeah...this made me laugh:

I have been warned by the county that I have too many dogs and if I dont get rid of at least half of them ,wellllllll they will probably move in and take them away to be youthanized and I cant handle that.I ve been takiing care of them since they were born and I got to find a good home for 5 of them,please help us here people. I dont want to lose them but if someoneone took one or mor eof them in it would keep them alive and a family could love em ..call me if you want to see them all.

HERPHAPPY · #**739** (**permalink**) 03-12-2010, 04:09 AM

Lucky Dogs! I think that would be good for me too! To get "youthanized"!? (I'd settle for about 28-ish, LOL!)

Future Snake Guy · #**740** (**permalink**) 03-12-2010, 04:19 AM

who wants a gator!?!?

Alligator for sale (Greensburg)

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Date: 2010-03-11, 9:32PM EST
Reply to: comm-gnxvd-1640041408@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

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Alligator for sale! He is 5 yrs old.... He is 5 ft long from head to tail! He includes his 225 gallon tank and stand, pump, and all acessories... $600 or best offer.... call if you are interested... #724-610-6701

•Location: Greensburg
•it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Alligator for sale

link is for the pics of the gator and the enclosure, there have been alot of these on my local CL, like 5 the last two weeks alone

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