This one's for the ladies! - Page 2

TammyJamaica · #21 (**permalink**) 06-30-2009, 07:40 PM

Yes I sort of thought it was a bit overdone too, especially towards the end! But it is not too far from what it really was like in those days - take it from a survivor. I have one of those old fashion magazines of my mother's (who is now 89) from the 1950s and it's really similar in tone. Whoooof! Barf. What a piece of sick....but it's hilarious too.

My mother was totally servile to my father, being from that sad old time for women - but he was really very sweet to her and appreciated her. Towards the later part of their marriage, she became "downright feisty" which disconcerted him considerably. He used to call me and tell me that she "told me to shut up!!! Imagine!!!"

He died last year at 91 and was so big in her life I don't know how she stands it. Married for 66 years.

This is not a hijack. Just a little side track.

AGActaeonia · #22 (**permalink**) 07-01-2009, 01:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Gen.Disarray

This just in....it appears this may be a spoof intended to rile people up.

Not on my part, and I'm the poster of the thread. I just found it amusing, the clash between mid-20th century society and their views on the way of women.

No offense meant to anyone. IMO, women have all the right in the world to get riled up over something like this. It's you fellas that should keep it clean.

Sorry to both sides in advance. Meant no disrespect (though I admittedly see none in evidence, just trying to cover all the bases

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Ranger · #23 (**permalink**) 07-01-2009, 01:33 AM

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Originally Posted by wiimaster7

that was retarted!

It's never a good sign when you misspell retarded.

Icicle · #24 (**permalink**) 07-01-2009, 01:39 AM

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Originally Posted by RayRayShaniqua

Time to get out some whips and chains.

Do you like those fuzzy lined ones or the plain cuffs, short or long whips?

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Originally Posted by Future Snake Guy

wonder if i can send my girldfriend away and have her re-trained

Don't think so, you might have to do it yourself if she found out.

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Originally Posted by Ranger

It's never a good sign when you misspell retarded.

+1

caliking · #25 (**permalink**) 07-01-2009, 01:56 AM

LMAO Imma have to show my gf this! shes gonna laugh

BlackLava · #26 (**permalink**) 07-01-2009, 11:18 PM

hahaha, thats pretty hilarious!! although ive met ALOT of guys who actually thought like that, especially in my hometown

i was a wild mean one back then too, no way were they gonna show me my place LOL

AGActaeonia · #27 (**permalink**) 07-01-2009, 11:30 PM

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Originally Posted by BlackLava

no way were they gonna show me my place LOL

Good girl.

BlackLava · #28 (**permalink**) 07-01-2009, 11:37 PM

LOL i would just beat them up

made them go away

angrybananapeel · #29 (**permalink**) 07-01-2009, 11:38 PM

OMG. I hate the vacuum.
What the problem is? Why isn't this in the "How to: Tips and Tricks" section?

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Originally Posted by RayRayShaniqua

Time to get out some whips and chains.

Are you suggesting this should be added to the list? Why not, right? Probably after the pillow is arranged, I'd say.

XxPython_ChicxX · #30 (**permalink**) 07-02-2009, 12:06 AM

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Originally Posted by RayRayShaniqua

Time to get out some whips and chains.

Uhh did someone say whips and chains?!

RayRay · #31 (**permalink**) 07-03-2009, 06:56 AM

If any man expected me to treat him like that, I'd stomp on his unmentionable parts and throw him out the door. I've been in relationships similar to this and they only lasted a couple months at best. I never knew until things progressed.

He will have a minimum of 48 hours to pick up his belongings on the curb before trash day. I have done this before.

Any woman who tolerates this behavior needs to grow some gumption and throw his butt on the curb.

RayRay · #32 (**permalink**) 07-03-2009, 06:57 AM

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Originally Posted by XxPython_ChicxX

Uhh did someone say whips and chains?!

Indeed I did.

Stargazer · #33 (**permalink**) 07-03-2009, 06:59 AM

His topic of conversation is more important than yours? I don't think so.

RayRay · #34 (**permalink**) 07-03-2009, 07:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Icicle

Do you like those fuzzy lined ones or the plain cuffs, short or long whips?

No fuzzy chains here. Give me a tow chain, a cat 'o' ninetails, duct tape and a muzzle. And then I will drive him to the bad side of town and chain him to a light pole after dark.

CraigC · #35 (**permalink**) 07-03-2009, 01:11 PM

Oh come on ladies, here's a great little ditty from 1974 that should explain things better.

Put another log on the fire.
Cook me up some bacon and some beans.
And go out to the car and change the tire.
Wash my socks and sew my old blue jeans.
Come on, baby, you can fill my pipe
And then go fetch my slippers.
And boil me up another pot of tea.
Then put another log on the fire babe,
And come & tell me why you're leaving me.

Now don't I let you wash the car on Sunday?
And don't I warn you when you're gettin fat?
Ain't I a-gonna take you fishin' with me someday?
Well, a man can't love a woman more than that.
And ain't I always nice to your kid sister?
Don't I take her driving every night?
So, sit here at my feet cause I like you when you're sweet,
And you know it ain't feminine to fight.

So, put another log on the fire.
Cook me up some bacon and some beans.
And go out to the car and change the tire.
Wash my socks and sew my old blue jeans.
Come on, baby, you can fill my pipe
And then go fetch my slippers.
And boil me up another pot of tea.
Then put another log on the fire babe,
And come & tell me why you're leaving me.

Digs a foxhole, finds body armor and prepares for the barage! You know I was just kidding!

Craig

AGActaeonia · #36 (**permalink**) 07-03-2009, 01:31 PM

I almost feel... bad... for posting this thread.

Special K · #37 (**permalink**) 07-03-2009, 01:33 PM

You so don't.

AGActaeonia · #38 (**permalink**) 07-03-2009, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Special K

You so don't.

High-five?

kyriri · #39 (**permalink**) 07-04-2009, 01:39 AM

...*twitch* I think I just threw up in my mouth a little... hm.. Yeah.

"After all, catering for his comfort will provide you with immense personal satisfaction." Actually, what will provide me with immense personal satisfaction would be for me to shove my foot where the sun don't shine.

Icicle · #40 (**permalink**) 07-05-2009, 12:27 AM

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Originally Posted by CraigC

Oh come on ladies, here's a great little ditty from 1974 that should explain things better.

Put another log on the fire.
Cook me up some bacon and some beans.
And go out to the car and change the tire.
Wash my socks and sew my old blue jeans.
Come on, baby, you can fill my pipe
And then go fetch my slippers.
And boil me up another pot of tea.
Then put another log on the fire babe,
And come & tell me why you're leaving me.

Now don't I let you wash the car on Sunday?
And don't I warn you when you're gettin fat?
Ain't I a-gonna take you fishin' with me someday?
Well, a man can't love a woman more than that.
And ain't I always nice to your kid sister?
Don't I take her driving every night?
So, sit here at my feet cause I like you when you're sweet,
And you know it ain't feminine to fight.

So, put another log on the fire.
Cook me up some bacon and some beans.
And go out to the car and change the tire.
Wash my socks and sew my old blue jeans.
Come on, baby, you can fill my pipe
And then go fetch my slippers.
And boil me up another pot of tea.
Then put another log on the fire babe,
And come & tell me why you're leaving me.

Digs a foxhole, finds body armor and prepares for the barage! You know I was just kidding!

Craig

YouTube - Tompall Glaser ~ Put Another Log On the Fire
got to love it.

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