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05-06-2009, 04:06 PM
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How To Annoy the Staff of RTB:
People come to RTB regularly for help. 99% of the time they get the help they need in a pleasant, non-hostile, non-combative manner. This does not annoy us.
The other 1% annoys us.
If your goal is to annoy the staff, see how many infraction points you can rack up, and see how quick you can get banned, please follow these simple steps:
1.) Do your best to pick out every little detail of someone's post, extrapolate out of that something that you feel is heinous, and Make sure to tell them about how bad that is. They will love it.
2.) If someone has just done step one to you, be sure to fire back a reply calling them names, questioning their credentials and insulting them in whatever way you feel appropriate.
3.) Follow each other and keep taking potshots at each other in threads that have NOTHING to do with the topic you are fighting about.
4.) Whine when you get an infraction.
Keep this pattern up and you will get banned. Then you can spend the rest of your days doing what so many do: e-mailing, calling, writing, or sending smoke signals to that evil Morti character and begging for your account to be reinstated.
Granted, there are faster ways to get banned, but for some reason, it seems SEVERAL people are currently following this path. Please stop. If you have any questions, feel free to PM me. I will gladly review anyone on a case by case basis and tell you how high up the annoyance scale you are and what you can do to reduce your "Threat Level".
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05-06-2009, 04:10 PM
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Re: How To Annoy the Staff of RTB:
Morti,
What I like about your four-step plan is its simplicity. I mean, almost anyone can pull this off. I'll try not to be almost anyone. 
As always, kudos to the hardworking staff of RedtailBoa.net. You are appreciated, even when you have to do the more unpleasant aspects of your job.
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05-06-2009, 06:12 PM
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Re: How To Annoy the Staff of RTB:
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1.) Do your best to pick out every little detail of someone's post, extrapolate out of that something that you feel is heinous, and Make sure to tell them about how bad that is. They will love it.
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"Make" should not be capitalized
Sorry, had to do it 
if it makes you feel any better, most people that get banned here will get banned somewhere else and banning someone is just going through the motions....
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05-06-2009, 06:16 PM
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Re: How To Annoy the Staff of RTB:
I love when you ban people here. then they show up on other forums and whine incessantly about it. it's a lovely time! haha
You done good Morti! (and the rest of the staff, too)
keep it up! 
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05-06-2009, 06:23 PM
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Re: How To Annoy the Staff of RTB:
Good post Morti.
I like #4 the best, sadly I know I've done it a time or two.
All the staff does a good job.
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05-06-2009, 06:24 PM
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Re: How To Annoy the Staff of RTB:
You guys (and gals - Reptscue  ) do a great job here. I shall attempt to tell you this via smoke signals now...Keep a look out...
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05-06-2009, 06:32 PM
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Re: How To Annoy the Staff of RTB:
 I love this thread
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05-06-2009, 06:58 PM
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Re: How To Annoy the Staff of RTB:
I think this thread should be made into a sticky.
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05-06-2009, 07:10 PM
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Re: How To Annoy the Staff of RTB:
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05-06-2009, 07:47 PM
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05-06-2009, 07:49 PM
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Your Sick Uncle Morti.
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Re: How To Annoy the Staff of RTB:
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It depends how good you are at it.
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05-06-2009, 10:35 PM
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Re: How To Annoy the Staff of RTB:
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Isn't that the truth! 
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05-06-2009, 11:16 PM
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Re: How To Annoy the Staff of RTB:
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It depends how good you are at it. |
i could probably learn a thing or 2 from the posters here
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05-07-2009, 04:32 AM
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ALL RIGHT POPSICLES!!
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Re: How To Annoy the Staff of RTB:
thanks for this post, all the bickering and name calling and insults get old really quick 
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05-07-2009, 03:37 PM
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Re: How To Annoy the Staff of RTB:
Thanks Morti!!! The childish games were getting old! Even if I wasn't involved... 
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05-07-2009, 03:41 PM
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Re: How To Annoy the Staff of RTB:
I think Morti would agree with me when I say that this is a minor annoyance compared to the drama we have had in the past....
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Re: How To Annoy the Staff of RTB:
RTB has more stickies than any form I have ever visited, ever. Pretty soon there will be more stickies/announcments than normal posts (it's 21 ro 25 now, almost there). Think some consolidation and clean up would improve the mess?
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05-07-2009, 05:16 PM
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05-07-2009, 05:34 PM
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Re: How To Annoy the Staff of RTB:
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RTB has more stickies than any form I have ever visited, ever. Pretty soon there will be more stickies/announcments than normal posts (it's 21 ro 25 now, almost there). Think some consolidation and clean up would improve the mess?
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i think everyone is just to sinstive and needs to loosen up and the staff needs to stop being so power hungry...who care if someone cusses or not i mean come on man. you know the kid lookin at this sites parents cuss he proby does to...i think our main annoyance is the staff they think they know it best...
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....I doubt either of you will be here for long after these posts.
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05-07-2009, 05:43 PM
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Re: How To Annoy the Staff of RTB:
x-factor, ur money is perfectly even! LOL
sorry...
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