» Site Navigation |
|
|
|
» Quick Moderation |
|
|
|
» Recent Threads |
|
|
Huh?????
Today 05:19 PM
Today 05:31 PM
6 Replies, 7 Views
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
» Ads |
|
|
 |
|
02-08-2008, 04:21 PM
|
|
Counselor
|
|
|
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Texas
Posts: 1,476
Thanks: 193
Thanked 315 Times in 251 Posts
Points: 31,152.94
Bank: 2,303,470,925.71
Total Points: 2,303,502,078.65
Donate
Rep Power: 3079
|
|
|
Dear Lucille
Along the lines of Dear Abby. An advice column for the lovelorn, confused, upset or miscategorized  |
02-08-2008, 04:22 PM
|
|
Counselor
|
|
|
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Texas
Posts: 1,476
Thanks: 193
Thanked 315 Times in 251 Posts
Points: 31,152.94
Bank: 2,303,470,925.71
Total Points: 2,303,502,078.65
Donate
Rep Power: 3079
|
|
|
Re: Dear Lucille
Dear Lucille:
My girlfriend doesn't like my boas. She has given me an ultimatum: They go, or she goes. What should I do?
signed,
Confused
|
02-08-2008, 04:24 PM
|
|
Counselor
|
|
|
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Texas
Posts: 1,476
Thanks: 193
Thanked 315 Times in 251 Posts
Points: 31,152.94
Bank: 2,303,470,925.71
Total Points: 2,303,502,078.65
Donate
Rep Power: 3079
|
|
|
Re: Dear Lucille
Dear Confused:
Without her and all her stuff, you could probably afford to order a new boa, and depending how high maintenance she is, maybe a very nice one. Start shopping now!!
|
02-09-2008, 12:59 PM
|
 |
Soul Doubt
|
|
|
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Carrollton, TX
Posts: 4,923
Thanks: 262
Thanked 696 Times in 502 Posts
Points: 13,100.44
Bank: 1,200,963,850.12
Total Points: 1,200,976,950.56
Donate
Rep Power: 1832
|
|
|
Re: Dear Lucille
Dear Lucille,
There's a crazy girl on a forum I belong to. She writes letters to herself. How do I politely tell her she's out of her ever-loving mind?
Signed,
What Am I Doing Up At This Hour Anyway
|
02-09-2008, 02:49 PM
|
 |
Get Some!!!!!!!!
|
|
|
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: CAZENOVIA, NY
Posts: 678
Thanks: 71
Thanked 94 Times in 90 Posts
Points: 19,577.12
Bank: 14,144,277.90
Total Points: 14,163,855.02
Donate
Rep Power: 73
|
|
|
Re: Dear Lucille
Dear Lucille,
Everytime I drink my coffee in the morning, I get a very sharp pain in my eye.
How can I stop this???
Signed,
Sore and confused
|
02-09-2008, 03:42 PM
|
|
Counselor
|
|
|
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Texas
Posts: 1,476
Thanks: 193
Thanked 315 Times in 251 Posts
Points: 31,152.94
Bank: 2,303,470,925.71
Total Points: 2,303,502,078.65
Donate
Rep Power: 3079
|
|
|
Re: Dear Lucille
Quote:
Originally Posted by GUYANAROB
Dear Lucille,
Everytime I drink my coffee in the morning, I get a very sharp pain in my eye.
How can I stop this???
Signed,
Sore and confused
|
Dear sore,
When you butter your toast, don't leave the knife upside down in the coffee cup.
|
02-09-2008, 03:44 PM
|
|
Counselor
|
|
|
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Texas
Posts: 1,476
Thanks: 193
Thanked 315 Times in 251 Posts
Points: 31,152.94
Bank: 2,303,470,925.71
Total Points: 2,303,502,078.65
Donate
Rep Power: 3079
|
|
|
Re: Dear Lucille
Quote:
Originally Posted by RevMojo
Dear Lucille,
There's a crazy girl on a forum I belong to. She writes letters to herself. How do I politely tell her she's out of her ever-loving mind?
Signed,
What Am I Doing Up At This Hour Anyway
|
Dear What,
Flowers are always nice when trying to communicate with women. Just find some flowery stationery and say what's in your heart.
|
02-09-2008, 06:46 PM
|
|
Get Some!!!!!!!!
|
|
|
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: CAZENOVIA, NY
Posts: 678
Thanks: 71
Thanked 94 Times in 90 Posts
Points: 19,577.12
Bank: 14,144,277.90
Total Points: 14,163,855.02
Donate
Rep Power: 73
|
|
|
Re: Dear Lucille
Dear Lucille,
Thank you for your great advise. My eyes are recovering great and my doctor tells me I should be released back into the public again, soon. I will make sure I visit you and thank you personally.
Signed,
Sore and Confused
|
02-09-2008, 06:51 PM
|
|
| |
