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02-02-2008, 06:21 AM
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medical alert
The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically.
This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues, or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.
Hey, I'm just the messenger...and I want my closest friends to stay safe!
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02-02-2008, 06:25 AM
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HAS A BUNCH OF GRAPES!
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Re: medical alert
HAHAHA LMAO... thats was GREAT! lol
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02-02-2008, 04:08 PM
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I love me some geckos :D
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Re: medical alert
hahahahah.
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02-02-2008, 05:22 PM
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Re: medical alert
lol thats cute. Love it. hehe 
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02-02-2008, 06:11 PM
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Re: medical alert
Well what is the cure if you don't drink BEER or WINE?
I liked it
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