Baby talk with your reptiles LOL

[ChelsyC]

To Draco:

"Hello my widdle Dracy-snakie! Who's a gorgeous snakie?"

Then he flicks my nose with his cute little tongue and proceeds to get into things.

To Shauni:

"Hello widdle porky snake! How's my widdle Shauni?"

"No Shauni, momma's hand is not food. Your porky little butt shouldn't even be hungry! Release. Release me demon snake!"

"There. See? You're weren't even hungry."

She thens gives me the sad 'I'm sowwy momma' look.

[louise]

Release me demon snake!"

[ilovemylizard]

All the time...LOL

"there's my Emma...awwww...she so pretty....Eeeeemmmmaaaaa...dat's my little girl Emma"

"Haaaaaaaaiiiiii Stella, what's se doing? ohhhhh der se is! My Steeeelllllaaaa"

Whenever I hold the babies, I take them to the front of their parent's cages..."Look, (baby snake's name), that's your momma! Look in there, it's your daddy!"

And with any of the snakes that are having a bad day and I know are going to take a shot at me, "you better not bite me, you evil little " (all with a big smile, of course).

And a funny story:
I recently drove to the Denver airport, Delta cargo terminal to pick up a box of snakes...I had to open the box and check each of snakes before I left with them...

The three employees were slowly edging back from the counter to flatten themselves against the far wall, while watching me unpack these snakes...

Then I started in with "hhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiii there"...."no biting please, little one"..."are you hissing at meeeeeeeeeee? biter boy?" All in a ridiculous high pitched voice--

The looks on the employees faces was priceless...they probably thought I needed a straight jacket, LOL

[Stargazer]

This must be before you painted their toenails. LOL

[Yaymus]

here snakey snakey

[mamaofbigboss]

Originally Posted by Stargazer

This must be before you painted their toenails. LOL

the pet grooming salon at my work actually does paint some of the dogs toes nails... haha.

Papaofbigboss, my fiance, he sings to the cats and the snake.

Big Boss, when we take him out, i usually just tell him how pretty he is, and how big he is getting and the occasional, "now now little one, i need the circulation in that (insert appendage here) thank you very much..."

now the 15 year old white cat, she has her own song.

"Fatty kittyyyy, check her and see... cause fat kitty weighs a hundred and three... she's a FAT KITTY! FAT KITTY Meoooowww..."

haha. yeah i know. certifiable... haha.

the midget kitten, she usually just gets a LMAO and a "you retard. walls are solid. you would figure after running into them so often, you would have learned that by now... " or just a "silly midget. brains aren't for you..."

with the kitten, we tell her "kissies" and she opens her mouth and softly closes her mouth on your bottom lip, releases then dashes off for crazy kitty activities.

the fat one yells at us when we go into the bathroom, telling us to turn on the tub faucet for her to drink. (she refuses to drink out of bowls...) then if it's too high, or too low, she stares at us and squawks... until we make it the right amount... haha. i wish we had a camera with sound abilities so i could video it for you...

so far, big boss ALWAYS looks at us when we walk up to the cage... as if to say, "food time yes???" we say, "nono. no num nums yet."

(all food in our house is called num nums... haha.)