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11-02-2004, 11:17 PM
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YES!
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11-02-2004, 11:23 PM
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i hate organic chemistry....woo!
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11-02-2004, 11:31 PM
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I voted for the first time today...I feel good about myself(only the 2nd election i could have voted in)
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11-02-2004, 11:43 PM
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There was once a boy, and he bought a donkey from a farmer for $1,000. A few days later, the boy stopped by to pick up the donkey. The farmer said, "I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but your donkey died. We are really poor, so I had to spend that $1,000 to feed my family." The boy says, "That's okay, I'll take the donkey anyways." Farmer says, "What in the world are you going to do with a dead donkey?" Boy says, "I'm gonna raffle him off." Farmer says, "What? You can't raffle off a dead donkey! Nobody's going to buy it!" Boy takes the donkey anyway and drives off. Two weeks later, the farmer bumps into the boy in town and asks, "Whatever happened with that donkey?" Boy says, "Oh, I sold 500 tickets at $2 apiece." Astounded, the farmer asks, "Did anyone complain?"
"Just the guy who won, so I gave him his $2 back."
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11-02-2004, 11:46 PM
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I refuse to participate in such Tom foolery
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Who is Tom, and what does he have to do with any of this?  |
11-02-2004, 11:56 PM
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anyone want to raffle for a boa lmao jk
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11-02-2004, 11:56 PM
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If a man speaks and his wife is not there to hear him is he still wrong?
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11-03-2004, 12:25 AM
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If a blond and a brunet jump off a building which one will land first?
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11-03-2004, 12:30 AM
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the brunet the blond had to stop and ask for directions
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11-03-2004, 12:33 AM
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Two men are peeing off a bridge. One's from Arkansas, and the other's from California. The Californian says, "Boy, this water sure is cold." The other one says, "Yeah, and it's deep too."
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11-03-2004, 12:40 AM
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how does he know its cold if there on a bridge?lol
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11-03-2004, 01:05 AM
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because the purple flyin space monkeys tell him if its cold on the bridge and also that SPACE BOOGERS are yummy!!!
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11-03-2004, 01:10 AM
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Where's the bag of trix?
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Have all of you heard the one about the 2 cannibles that were eating the clown?
One turned to the other and said:
"Hey this clown taste funny to you?"
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11-03-2004, 01:12 AM
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a black man,white man,and a [racial slur removed by trinitywolf] are lost in the desert. There very hot when they find a jennie in a bottle. The jennie said I'll give you all one wish. The black man said he wanted some water to cool himself off. the white man said he wanted a fan to cool himself off. The [racial slur removed by trinitywolf] said he wanted a door to a 67 chevy.The white man and the black man asked why do you want a door to a 67 chevy the [racial slur removed by trinitywolf] said so when I get hot all I have to do is roll the window down.
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