all you ask for for christmas is branches dollar store plants and rubbermaids
your wifes friend has twins and you say "thats a pretty big clutch"
your fridge is filled with all sorts of juicy and healthy greens but all you eat is pizza pops and hot dogs
3/4 of your room is covered with delicups, rubbermaids, and racks
you buy fancy furniture at pier 1 just because it looks like it would make a nice cage
you take the bus cus you missed your car insurance when you bot that tiger retic
your moving to a new house and you leave your wife and pick her up "later" just so the 14 foot burm can ride shotgun
the mailman is afraid of putting his hand in your mailbox
the bull mastif is afraid to leave his kennel because the water monitor escaped
your 6 year old 50 pound daughter knows how to wrangle a piseed off 5 foot nile monitor into its enclosure
you put a big huge boa cage right in the front window of the house so any would be robbers would be afraid
your wife gives up on her love for rabbits when they keep mysteriously dissapearing
all your family members know how to tell the difference between frosty frozen mice and frosty frozen rats
all your ice cube trays are filled with frozen crested gecko food
your constantly begging your friends to give you rides to the reptile store so you can buy rats and superworms (me)
kids in school dont even blink when you walk into school carrying a bag of rats from your trip to the reptile shop at lunch time and put them in your locker (me again)
you and two of your other friends sometimes have their pythons at school snuck in under their jackets (i havent yet but my 2 friends have)
when the school pet (our schools
BCI) was free roaming the teachers room your math teacher is screaming for you to " PUT IT DOWN ITS DANGEROUS!"
...ill have more later...the last few really happened...yes we have a nice
bci in the class next door to opur math room and i went and grabbed it and the math teacher started screaming
