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08-10-2007, 11:38 PM
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Re: You know your a herper when.......
When your dining room looks like this
If you ever had to cut a cage so you could still get into your kitchen, (if confused see above picture again  )
If you eat on your bed because it is the only space you have left for you and your fiance. |
08-11-2007, 12:18 AM
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Re: You know your a herper when.......
when you enter petsmart the kid working the reptile isle runs for dear life...
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08-16-2007, 02:12 AM
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Hello, my name is:
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Re: You know your a herper when.......
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Whoa, you actually do that?
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Nah, But i want to when i'm older. Cause that would be fun, and i'd get to see alot of different Species of Reptiles. But that would Definately Make you a herper.
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08-16-2007, 01:09 PM
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Re: You know your a herper when.......
When you move your sons birthday party to late afternoon that you can go the a snake expo.
Your son takes a big bite of food swollows it down and say look nice eat like Medusa and he's not even 3 yet.
Your daughter 14 months loves putting her nose against the viv and tries to lick the snake back.
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08-16-2007, 03:31 PM
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Re: You know your a herper when.......
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Your daughter 14 months loves putting her nose against the viv and tries to lick the snake back.
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That's cute
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08-16-2007, 05:45 PM
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Re: You know your a herper when.......
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i really was mad when all the costumes said for cats and dogs. but it didn't matter cause she is bigger then alot of dogs and all cats and the outfit fit her anyways 
always!
isn't that the truth! especially if you do rescues! i think people would accept you more if the pin holes were from drugs and not snake bites!!!
or for it to be laying next to you with its own pillow and blanket!
or you break up with your fiancee because he says when you guys get married and get a house he dont want to wake up with snakes all around him. heh he never had to wake up to that again. 
it is amazing what we do to get out snakes to eat. i mean every creature in the world eats. snakes make you work to get them to eat! you dangle the dead rat with tongs, you dip the dead rat in chicken broth, you scent the rat with mice shavings, you brain the rat, you dangle in front of thier hide box! just to get them to do what everything in the world does. and when they finally do eat you are over joyed. you give them a million 'good girls. you have tears dripping down your cheeks from joy. all this because you got them to do what everything in the world does. i still say snakes are the smart ones. then after they eat you just have to let the world know that your pet did what every creature on the planet does, you go and post about it on every site you can possibly find, i mean don't the whole world share this great joy you are feeling? lol |
this is soo true. i have a 2 foot female ball python and everytime she eats i tell my roommates (unless they're lying on the floor watching like children watch cartoons on saturday morning!) but for the first 3 months she would not eat AT ALL!!! i tried everything. i was sooo happy! i took a pic on my phone and sent it to all my friends saying "she finally ate!!!"
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08-26-2007, 09:32 PM
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Re: You know your a herper when.......
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When you walk through the super market and look at all the containers that you can convert into cages. But this is everybody i hope. LOL
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guilty!
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08-26-2007, 09:42 PM
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Re: You know your a herper when.......
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- You find nothing wrong with watching TV with a scorpion on your leg.
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totally been there!
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08-26-2007, 10:10 PM
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Re: You know your a herper when.......
... when your mom plans appointments around feeding day.
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08-27-2007, 02:42 AM
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Re: You know your a herper when.......
you know your a herper when one of your snakes escapes and you STILL know where it is.
you know your a herper when a cricket runs across the floor and you don't even take a second look.
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08-27-2007, 03:19 AM
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Re: You know your a herper when.......
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Or when you wake up in the morning, and someone opens your bedroom door and tosses in a F/T rat.
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more like "you know your a HERP when..."
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09-26-2007, 10:31 AM
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Re: You know your a herper when.......
Your fellow herper asks you to lend him some rats... and the next day you come home & find two dead, decomposing rats on your doorstep with a little note saying "Thanks, I didn't need these after all!" You tell yourself you don't look stupid while people are watching you flip rotted boards hunting for snakes on the side of the road You've learned that defrosting rodents in the microwave DOES NOT WORK!! (Splat! Really gross!!) You drive around on recycling day looking for the biggest piles of newspaper & feel guilty and sneaky when people look out their windows & come out yelling at you for stealing You tell your snake she's "sexy" more often than you tell your girlfriend...and your girlfriend doesn't mind!
There's someone in your life who understands why you think baby snake faces are CUTE, and doesn't think you're weird for it
You can get to the center of the newspaper on the first try You keep insisting to your spouse that the trio of Brazilian rainbow boas you just brought home only cost $45 You find yourself yelling "Crikey!" at random moments
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