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10. The only place in your home that remains dust free is where you keep your Raider memorabilia.
9. You got caught making counterfeit money because all the President's faces were replaced with Al Davis'.
8. You don't know the words to "The Star Spangled Banner," but you know all the words to "The Autumn Wind."
7. Your life's ambition is to make it to Mecca, and your not Muslim.
6. You've met your favorite player while spending a night in jail.
5. Your child's first words were "conspiracy theory."
4. You consider "The Immaculate Reception" one of the biggest frauds in NFL history, but see nothing wrong with "The Holy Roller."
3. You watch a Chiefs-Broncos game just so you can root for injuries.
2. You consider Paul Tagliabue a bigger threat to "your way of life" than Osama Bin Laden.
1. You loved Jon Gruden and hated Bill Romanowski, but have recently changed your views on both.
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