I have a problem

HisssssyFit · #1 (**permalink**) 02-18-2006, 02:38 AM

Hello my name is HisssssyFit and I think that every living creature (non human) is just adorable. I've had this problem all my life now but its getting worse with age. My house is turning into a zoo and I may soon move my husband and daughter out becaue they take up too much room.

I even think the hamster is cute and I really hate hamsters. I know there are more people with this problem out there, shall we start a support group?

brownsfan222 · #2 (**permalink**) 02-18-2006, 02:46 AM

you dont need a support group just take the fuzzies and throw them to your snakes lol there problem solved, you got rid of some animals and you got your snakes. no such thing as too many snakes

HisssssyFit · #3 (**permalink**) 02-18-2006, 02:51 AM

hehehe the husband actually wants me to do that to the hamster tomorrow. In all good conscience I can't as its my daughter's own and I really don't want to have to pay the psychiatric bill later down the road for having "Mommy kill Monster"

brownsfan222 · #4 (**permalink**) 02-18-2006, 02:55 AM

lol tell her it got loose haha

Adrya · #5 (**permalink**) 02-18-2006, 02:55 AM

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Originally Posted by brownsfan222

no such thing as too many snakes

Your darn right! LOL

brownsfan222 · #6 (**permalink**) 02-18-2006, 02:57 AM

lol mine had babies because i kept them together and they were brother and sister so i didnt want the babies to be retarded so i did the right thing and fed them off. actually they were kinda cute and i really didnt wanna do it. but i already had 10 hamsters lol

brownsfan222 · #7 (**permalink**) 02-18-2006, 02:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Adrya_Webb

Your darn right! LOL

Like Always!!!! LOL

Heidi · #8 (**permalink**) 02-18-2006, 03:21 AM

Hissy, it is to be human. We love animals. At least normal humans do. I wish there were a cure. We may just need to move you to the Carolinas where our husbands can live in the nice uncluttered, animal free zone and we can let the kids run with all the animals we want.

Jem_Scout · #9 (**permalink**) 02-18-2006, 04:01 AM

Just WHERE are we gonna throw the husbands?? I wanna move far far away from there! LOL

Alika · #10 (**permalink**) 02-18-2006, 04:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Heidi

Hissy, it is to be human. We love animals. At least normal humans do. I wish there were a cure. We may just need to move you to the Carolinas where our husbands can live in the nice uncluttered, animal free zone and we can let the kids run with all the animals we want.

It's funny... we were just talking about this. Kind of. I want a horse. Hubby says no (he is allergic and horses are $$$). I figured I could get rid of one of my pets, and get a horse instead. He still contends nothing we have is as expensive. I say I'll get rid of my MOST expensive pet... the husband. I figured it out... he's MUCH more expensive than any horse, and with him gone, the allergy thing wouldn't be an issue.

He didn't think it was very funny.

joker_8 · #11 (**permalink**) 02-18-2006, 02:36 PM

Hello, my Name is Joe... *sniff sniff*... and I'm addicted to animals

. I've always liked animals and was considering becming a Vet, but instead opted for the Army and now I am a Vet, but not the same kind. I bought my fist snake about 2 years ago. He was a Cape York Spotted Python, thinking I was ingenius I named him Monty. I feel bad because I infected my wife with the illness I call "CAB" ( Compulsive Animal Buying) and shorty after my first hit of snake, she began buying gerbils and hampsters. It just went down hill from there, she wanted to breed gerbils, I... snakes. BUT I OVERCAME MY ILLNESSS!!!!! Or so I thought, I just repressed it.

Im... sorrry..... *blows nose*. Recently I purchased themost beautiful Surinam Boa Ive ever seen and....Ive come to grips with the reality...Im hooked.
My names Joe and I'm addicted to animals. Thank you.

Heidi · #12 (**permalink**) 02-18-2006, 02:42 PM

It's okay y'all. You'll feel much better after you come clean.

Adrya · #13 (**permalink**) 02-18-2006, 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by joker420_8

Hello, my Name is Joe... *sniff sniff*... and I'm addicted to animals

. I've always liked animals and was considering becming a Vet, but instead opted for the Army and now I am a Vet, but not the same kind. I bought my fist snake about 2 years ago. He was a Cape York Spotted Python, thinking I was ingenius I named him Monty. I feel bad because I infected my wife with the illness I call "CAB" ( Compulsive Animal Buying) and shorty after my first hit of snake, she began buying gerbils and hampsters. It just went down hill from there, she wanted to breed gerbils, I... snakes. BUT I OVERCAME MY ILLNESSS!!!!! Or so I thought, I just repressed it.

Im... sorrry..... *blows nose*. Recently I purchased themost beautiful Surinam Boa Ive ever seen and....Ive come to grips with the reality...Im hooked.
My names Joe and I'm addicted to animals. Thank you.

Lmao...

joker_8 · #14 (**permalink**) 02-18-2006, 05:00 PM

It nioce that there are still people in the world that find other people pain amusing.... *couph couph ADRYA couph*

Adrya · #15 (**permalink**) 02-18-2006, 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by joker420_8

It nioce that there are still people in the world that find other people pain amusing.... *couph couph ADRYA couph*

LOL you know I'm just kidding.

I have a problem too, I say I'm not gonna get anymore snakes for awhile, but then I bring home two racers, and soon an albino boa and who-knows what else.. lol

joker_8 · #16 (**permalink**) 02-18-2006, 07:21 PM

lol I know, besides I thonk you have it WAYYYYY worse then i do... we have discussed this before lol.

Adrya · #17 (**permalink**) 02-18-2006, 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by joker420_8

lol I know, besides I thonk you have it WAYYYYY worse then i do... we have discussed this before lol.

Yep we have. lol

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