Anyone ever get pooped on by a snake?

[zombified]

My first lovely experience with this was tonight. [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif[/img]
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[XzyluM]

I haven't got that lucky yet. [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif[/img]
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[Dr.Oviparous]

Both of my Dums pee on me all the time [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif[/img] hehe, mabye I should invest in one of those "body condoms" from spencer's in the mall [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif[/img] . -Juggalo
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[eddie]

Pick me up an extra large one while you're at it!

This is even better, one snake, three people at the same time.
The vet squeezed the bladder just a little too hard!
Whoops!
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[zombified]

That's an idea!

What happened was that I had been laying on the couch watching a movie with the snake, and after I got up I noticed a foul smell... and saw snake poop all over my shorts (which fortunately were just a pair of my boyfriend's boxers... mwahaha) and a tshirt that had been fortunately between the snake's butt and the couch cushions. [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_eek.gif[/img]

*sigh*
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[Dr.Oviparous]

hehe, zombie leaving her boyfriend a little suprise [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif[/img] !
[img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif[/img] haha eddie, did he getcha? or were left out of all the fun? I could see how that would work though, 3 humans with one pee, man, they put some PRESSURE behind that!espesially the male [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img] . -Juggalo
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[eddie]

I was on the other side of the table when it happened!
The vet and two assistants that had never seen a retic were the victims in this slither by peeing.
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[zombified]

I think I'd have rather get #$%^&#$%^&#$%^&#$%^&#$%^&#$%^& on! Especially if it was divided between three people... [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif[/img]
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[zombified]

>>The vet and two assistants that had never seen a retic were the victims in this slither by peeing.

Sounds like they got a nice, informative introduction to retics. [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif[/img]
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[bensnacks]

Thought my Bredli, Boyoh ,(pronounced with a thick scottish accent),
was a bit constipated ,so made him a nice warm bath in the kitchen.
Had him in for about 30 secs before pulling him out and asking
my girlfriend "is this too warm".
BLAATTT!!!! over me my girlfriend & the kitchen floor !!
Can't have been that constipated after all. [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif[/img]
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[Dr.Oviparous]

hehe, how big was the retic? oh man, a full grown retic pee could turn into a rain shower!!! [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_eek.gif[/img] [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_eek.gif[/img] <TABLE BORDER=0 ALIGN=CENTER WIDTH=85%><TR><TD><font class="pn-sub">Quote:</font><HR></TD></TR><TR><TD><FONT class="pn-sub"><BLOCKQUOTE> I think I'd have rather get #$%^&#$%^&#$%^&#$%^&#$%^&#$%^& on</BLOCKQUOTE></FONT></TD></TR><TR><TD><HR></TD></TR></TABLE>Oh man, I think I'd rather get pooped on! poo is less projectile, it has a lot shorter reach! [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif[/img] -Juggalo
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[zombified]

&gt;&gt; poo is less projectile, it has a lot shorter reach!

Not if your snake has naturally runny poop! [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_razz.gif[/img] [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]
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[Dr.Oviparous]

<TABLE BORDER=0 ALIGN=CENTER WIDTH=85%><TR><TD><font class="pn-sub">Quote:</font><HR></TD></TR><TR><TD><FONT class="pn-sub"><BLOCKQUOTE> BLAATTT!!!! over me my girlfriend </BLOCKQUOTE></FONT></TD></TR><TR><TD><HR></TD></TR></TABLE>
hehe, hope she's comfortable with snakes! that's about enough to make a new friend walk right out of the house! well, that and seeing a freezer full of frozen rodents [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_razz.gif[/img] . -Juggalo
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[LdyDrgn]

I can get Sere N. Dipity (formerly known as Princess) to 'go' on cue...I let her out and about for a little while and within a few hours of being back in her enclosure, she goes. Apophis, my argie, tried to poo on my b/f, but he managed to get the blanket instead. If the blanket had not been there, he'd have gotten Tim's leg, shoe, the couch AND the floor....LMAO [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif[/img] I found it the same way, too Zombified, from the oder..... [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_eek.gif[/img]
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[Dr.Oviparous]

<TABLE BORDER=0 ALIGN=CENTER WIDTH=85%><TR><TD><font class="pn-sub">Quote:</font><HR></TD></TR><TR><TD><FONT class="pn-sub"><BLOCKQUOTE>&gt;&gt; poo is less projectile, it has a lot shorter reach!

Not if your snake has naturally runny poop! </BLOCKQUOTE></FONT></TD></TR><TR><TD><HR></TD></TR></TABLE>
don't you mean naturally flying poop? [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_razz.gif[/img]

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