the sad truth

[louise]

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Mr. Common Sense.



Common Sense had been with us for many years. No oneknows for sure how
old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic
red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such value lessons
as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the
worm and that life isn't always fair. Common Sense lived by simple,
sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable
parenting strategies (adults, not kids, are in charge).





His health began to rapidly deteriorate when well intentioned but
overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a six-year-old
boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens
suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher
fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.



Common Sense declined even further when schools were required to get
parental consent to administer aspirin to a student; but could not
inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an
abortion.



Finally, Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten
Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses;
and criminals received better treatment than their victims.



Common Sense finally gave up the ghost after a woman failed to realize
that a steaming cup of coffee was hot, she spilled a bit in her lap,
and was awarded a huge financial settlement.



Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust, his
wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.



Two stepbrothers; My Rights and Ima Whiner survive him.



Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.
If you still remember him, pass this on; if not, jointhe majority and
do nothing.

"POLITICIANS & DIAPERS NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN AND OFTEN FOR THE SAME
REASON"

[charmoore]

I was wondering what happened to him, good thing Truth, Trust, and Reason are still around. (sometimes)

[Heidi]

Nope, they preceeded him in his death. So sad. Even sadder that he'll barely be missed.