another funny....sorry guys....

[captainmorgan]

just got this from a friend....made me laugh....hopefully does the same for you...

My husband came home with a tube of KY jelly and said, "This
will make you happy tonight." He was right. When he went out of
the bedroom, I squirted it all over the doorknobs. He couldn't
get back in.
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A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you
the happiest woman in the world" The woman says, "I'll miss
you."
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"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he
stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the
neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?" "Probably
that I married you for your money," she replied.
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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
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He said - Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make
love to you really badly. She said - Well, you succeeded.
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He said - Two inches more and I would be king She said - Two
inches less, and you'd be queen
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On wall in ladies room "My husband follows me everywhere..."
Written just below it "I do not"
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He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said -
That's a good idea...you stand by the ironing board while I sit
on the sofa and fart
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He said - What have you been doing with all the grocery money I
gave you? She said - Turn sideways and look in the mirror you
fat ba$tard.
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OMG, those are hilarious!!!!
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[Jessymay52388]

LOL! those are great exspecially since the women rule in this one! usually you guys have the men being the top! a change for once.

THOSE ARE KOOL! Nothing to be sorry about. Gave me a few good laughs!


Jessy! [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif[/img]
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[XzyluM]

Hehe. Pretty funny ones there. I guess all the girls around here can get a few good laughs at the men now! [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif[/img]
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Umm X? We do that anyway ! [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif[/img] [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif[/img] [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif[/img]
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[KolleenJ]

Ya'll have that one right!!!

GIRLS KICK @$$!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I loved it!
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[Bry]

<TABLE BORDER=0 ALIGN=CENTER WIDTH=85%><TR><TD><font class="pn-sub">Quote:</font><HR></TD></TR><TR><TD><FONT class="pn-sub"><BLOCKQUOTE> Umm X? We do that anyway ! [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif[/img] [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif[/img] [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif[/img] </BLOCKQUOTE></FONT></TD></TR><TR><TD><HR></TD></TR></TABLE>

I was thinking the same thing. Us men are usually at the butt of your jokes. With the exception of blonde jokes and women driving off with the gas nozzle still in the tank. [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif[/img] You couldn't live w/out us though, admit it. [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif[/img] [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_razz.gif[/img]

Bry
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