You guys arent gonna believe this

Relax Mon,Jamaica MeCrazy · #1 (**permalink**) 01-14-2008, 12:46 AM

This post is more for those of you who have followed my story with my troublesome rhino iggy, (which I appreciate).

Today I woke up and got ready to give my rhino a bath. This includes wearing leather gloves to protect myself from his nasty attitude and calming my nerves before opening the cage.

He was still in his sleeping position but with his eyes fixed on me. as soon as I open the cage he immediately stood up, puffing with a exited look on his face. I quickly grabbed him and he trashed around a bit. Put him in a tub of water while I was cleaning the cage. grabbed him again as he struggled to put him back in the cage. He then give me his usual mean look and started head bobbing and puffing.

an hour or so later I went back in the room to watch some tv. as I was watching tv I noticed my buddy felt like exploring outside. So I went to open the cage (cautiously) and he becan puffing with a excited look on his face. I didnt feel like dealing with his nasty attitude so I simply left the cage open and told him, "fine, you can come out on your own". I sat back down on my bed with my legs crossed and watched tv.

He then slowly and calmly stepped out of the cage and started walking towards the bed, licking everything on his way. I was watching him, making sure he didnt go nuts on me again.
he then climbed on the bed walked over to me, went between my legs and started cuddling with me in his old playful fashion and finally made himself comfortable. I was completely speechless. I was still very wary of him and didnt really trust his new found affection with me, so I didnt really touch him.

after a minute or so, he started to "explorer" me all over, going under my shirt affectionly rubbing himself all over me while licking every part of my body. I started to pet him and he liked it! He started exploring my bed playfully going through my sheets and pillows. He even climbed up my shoulder and sat there for awhile.

After awhile I got tired and I picked him up and put him on the ground, he immediately, but calmly, turned around and started climbing up my pants almost pulling them down.

I know he's just an animal and most of his actions are based on instincts, but it almost felt like he was apoligizing to me. For once I was the scared and defensive one and he actually seemed as if he was telling me that it was gonna be ok.

He still head boobed from time to time but not in a agressive or excited fashion. After running through my sheets awhile, he simply got in a comfortable position and went to sleep. I got up and and now Im writng this post, while he's on my bed.

Yesterday he wanted to rip my head off and now its as if he's telling me to relax. For a dude he sure acts a lot like a woman. What gives?

LukaTisus · #2 (**permalink**) 01-14-2008, 12:50 AM

LMAO..

The way some of that was worded, I was beginning to wonder if it'd get a little erotic. XD

I'm KIDDING! But that's good that he calmed down a bit..? At least he didn't take a big crap on you to mark his territory or something.

Relax Mon,Jamaica MeCrazy · #3 (**permalink**) 01-14-2008, 01:06 AM

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Originally Posted by LukaTisus

LMAO..

The way some of that was worded, I was beginning to wonder if it'd get a little erotic. XD

I'm KIDDING! But that's good that he calmed down a bit..? At least he didn't take a big crap on you to mark his territory or something.

HA! it does sound erotic! But thats all that happen, I swear!

owen.richards · #4 (**permalink**) 01-14-2008, 01:07 AM

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Originally Posted by LukaTisus

LMAO..

The way some of that was worded, I was beginning to wonder if it'd get a little erotic. XD

I'm KIDDING! But that's good that he calmed down a bit..? At least he didn't take a big crap on you to mark his territory or something.

I was gonna say something...but I figured I was the only one who saw it that way haha

sounds cool, I hope he stays that way

spike06 · #5 (**permalink**) 01-14-2008, 02:00 AM

good u for u mon...now lets all pray he stays like that

Lucille · #6 (**permalink**) 01-14-2008, 02:56 AM

Weird description. Anthropomorphic.

boaterr · #7 (**permalink**) 01-15-2008, 04:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Relax Mon,Jamaica MeCrazy

HA! it does sound erotic! But thats all that happen, I swear!

Im glad you kept him and that he is acting a little more normal. My male retic was behaveing nicely for me until he decided to crap all over my dress pants, shirt, and shoes. I tried to get a paper towel to stop the unslot but he was pushing those turds out like his life depended on it.

owen.richards · #8 (**permalink**) 01-15-2008, 05:13 AM

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Originally Posted by boaterr

Im glad you kept him and that he is acting a little more normal. My male retic was behaveing nicely for me until he decided to crap all over my dress pants, shirt, and shoes. I tried to get a paper towel to stop the unslot but he was pushing those turds out like his life depended on it.

lol that gave me a good laugh...thats why Pets and Dress cloths dont belong in the same vicinity haha

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