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Dr.Oviparous · #1 (**permalink**) 05-09-2002, 01:37 PM

if you threw a cat out of a moving car's window.... would it then become kitty litter [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_confused.gif[/img] -Juggalo
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catydid1126 · #2 (**permalink**) 05-09-2002, 02:10 PM

slightly funny... but that is so wrong...

Cathy [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif[/img]
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Barrin · #3 (**permalink**) 05-09-2002, 02:18 PM

Dark carnival style jokes...
Magic,
Magic,
Ninja what?

Psycopathic ninja style ax murderin killa Juggalo!

Here Kitty kitty... [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_cool.gif[/img]

(the only thing that I throw out of my car window is an empty Faygo bottle)
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impermanentrage · #4 (**permalink**) 05-09-2002, 02:45 PM

We wont get into what those clowns do in their spare time. [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img]

Entropy,
Alex
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eddie · #5 (**permalink**) 05-09-2002, 07:06 PM

<TABLE BORDER=0 ALIGN=CENTER WIDTH=85%><TR><TD><font class="pn-sub">Quote:</font><HR></TD></TR><TR><TD><FONT class="pn-sub"><BLOCKQUOTE>if you threw a cat out of a moving car's window.... would it then become kitty litter </BLOCKQUOTE></FONT></TD></TR><TR><TD><HR></TD></TR></TABLE>

Only if you get caught! [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img]
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CelticWench · #6 (**permalink**) 05-09-2002, 07:43 PM

I don't understand why so many people (boys!)don't like cats...cats are cool.. they sleep most of the time, thier pretty self-sufficient, they don't knock you over or stick their nose in your crotch when you walk in the door..they don't beg for attention all the time...they sit in your lap when you're on the couch.. like I said, cats are cool.

I know it was only a joke but, I like cats..
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morti · #7 (**permalink**) 05-09-2002, 07:57 PM

I like Cats too...

I like them Roasted, Saut`ed with garlic and butter, Stir Fried with mixed veggies and rice...

-Your SICK Uncle Morti.
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Reticu-Lady · #8 (**permalink**) 05-09-2002, 10:55 PM

Actually, I have seen that happen before. My sis and I were out jogging when a pu truck drove by and threw a perfectly good black cat out the window. We caught him and took him home. He was a sweetie, we never could figure out why they would do something like that. Dad did make us give him away, but he is a very happy fat house cat now.
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eddie · #9 (**permalink**) 05-09-2002, 11:04 PM

<TABLE BORDER=0 ALIGN=CENTER WIDTH=85%><TR><TD><font class="pn-sub">Quote:</font><HR></TD></TR><TR><TD><FONT class="pn-sub"><BLOCKQUOTE> . Dad did make us give him away, but he is a very happy fat house cat now.
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Was it your Dad driving the truck? [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

I love cats too!
I just prefer mine as authentic Chinese cuisine.
General Tsos cat is good and spicy, along with cat drop soup, makes a great meal!

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travis66 · #10 (**permalink**) 05-09-2002, 11:28 PM

no juggalo it wouldnt.it would be f/k for a burm. lol
travis
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XzyluM · #11 (**permalink**) 05-10-2002, 05:01 AM

I've seen that somewhere. How about this one . . . Why do you need driver's license to buy beer if you can't drink and drive? [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif[/img]
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DianeOr · #12 (**permalink**) 05-10-2002, 05:15 AM

JUG, WHAT WERE U THINKIN'? [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_eek.gif[/img] [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_cry.gif[/img] I held my kitty while he went down...but I fogive U, your 'just kiddin' right? [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif[/img] I'll kick U to the cirb if UR not.....? "BOOOOOOOO!" Bad Boy JUG! (Kitty liter is funny though, just not mine!!) [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img]
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bensnacks · #13 (**permalink**) 05-10-2002, 10:23 AM

[img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif[/img] [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif[/img] [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif[/img] I like it Juggalo!!

I've got two!

How do you make a cat go woof!!???

How do you make a dog go meow!!???
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Dr.Oviparous · #14 (**permalink**) 05-10-2002, 10:42 AM

<TABLE BORDER=0 ALIGN=CENTER WIDTH=85%><TR><TD><font class="pn-sub">Quote:</font><HR></TD></TR><TR><TD><FONT class="pn-sub"><BLOCKQUOTE> I don't understand why so many people (boys!)don't like cats </BLOCKQUOTE></FONT></TD></TR><TR><TD><HR></TD></TR></TABLE>
hey! I do like cats! as a matter of fact I have a calico cat named Yolanda!

<TABLE BORDER=0 ALIGN=CENTER WIDTH=85%><TR><TD><font class="pn-sub">Quote:</font><HR></TD></TR><TR><TD><FONT class="pn-sub"><BLOCKQUOTE> We wont get into what those clowns do in their spare time.

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HEY! watch it! ICP is the best thing to ever happen to music!!!! (hehe, I know I'm going to catch a lot of flat for that one! [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif[/img] )

<TABLE BORDER=0 ALIGN=CENTER WIDTH=85%><TR><TD><font class="pn-sub">Quote:</font><HR></TD></TR><TR><TD><FONT class="pn-sub"><BLOCKQUOTE> but I fogive U, your 'just kiddin' right? I'll kick U to the cirb if UR not.....? </BLOCKQUOTE></FONT></TD></TR><TR><TD><HR></TD></TR></TABLE>
yes, Diane, I was jokin', I love my cat. P.S. bring it on sister [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif[/img] -Juggalo
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bensnacks · #15 (**permalink**) 05-10-2002, 10:49 AM

Take a cat douse it w/petrol and set a match to it
WOOOFFF!!

Put a dog in the snap freezer over night in the morning
take it out & put it through a bandsaw
MMEEEEEEOOOOOWWWW!!!

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