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09-05-2010, 01:41 AM
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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?'The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir?We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95'.
The amazed father asks: 'It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?'
The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: 'Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends.
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09-05-2010, 02:12 AM
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Re: barbie
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09-05-2010, 02:17 AM
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Re: barbie
Have you ever seen cougar barbie? That's my favorite. ha ha ha. I'll see if I can find it.
YouTube - Cougar Barbie
The voices are a little out of sync so make sure you watch the whole thing (the pool boy appears at the end).
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09-05-2010, 03:12 AM
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Re: barbie
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Have you ever seen cougar barbie? That's my favorite. ha ha ha. I'll see if I can find it.
YouTube - Cougar Barbie
The voices are a little out of sync so make sure you watch the whole thing (the pool boy appears at the end). |
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09-05-2010, 03:55 AM
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Re: barbie
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Originally Posted by Stargazer
Have you ever seen cougar barbie? That's my favorite. ha ha ha. I'll see if I can find it.
YouTube - Cougar Barbie
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Oh my god, the last part was hilarious.
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09-05-2010, 04:12 AM
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Re: barbie
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You just want the pool boy!! 
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09-05-2010, 04:16 AM
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Re: barbie
We already have a pool boy here. He jumps the pool fence in the morning. One morning I saw this dude jumping the fence and confronted him. I was ready to call the police. Then he said he's here to treat the pool. I said, "OOOOHHHHH, you're the POOL BOY!" "Yes", he said. So I hung out on my patio and watched him. That's what pool boys are for. 
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09-05-2010, 04:19 AM
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Re: barbie
WHAT!! You've already had the pool boy??!! Cougar!!!
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09-05-2010, 04:23 AM
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Re: barbie
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WHAT!! You've already had the pool boy??!! Cougar!!!
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I'll leave that up to you and your imagination, Dave.
If you look in the left side of the pool, you'll see our pool boy:
He photographs better without a shirt, but I take what I can get. ha ha ha
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09-07-2010, 10:24 PM
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Re: barbie
Hahahah too funny. And woah! Gorgeous property Star so jealous. You live in Denver??
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