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Old 07-11-2010, 02:27 AM
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Here's a great bar joke:

Here's a great bar joke:


A guy walks into a bar......


the other guy ducks.
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Re: Here's a great bar joke:

Nice, I heard it this way:

Guy walks into a bar......
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and says "ouch" (ba dum bum)
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Re: Here's a great bar joke:

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Re: Here's a great bar joke:

Three drunk irishmen walk into a bar....ba dum psssshhhh

--Careful with that one its an antique lol
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Re: Here's a great bar joke:

I heard that one from BW some years ago... still makes me giggle.
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