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07-08-2010, 07:23 AM
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FAQ's by newbies
Frequently Asked Questions About Boas (Yes, Sakara, this IS a Star thread. lol)
Q: Can my boa really fit that sized rat into its tiny mouth?
A. Yes. Your boa could probably fit a watermelon into its mouth if it wanted to.
Q: My boa just folded the rat into a U and ate it sideways. Should I be worried?
A: No. There are only two ends to a rat. Therefore, the boa has a 50% chance of finding the right end. But they often fail. It's one of life's great mysteries.
Q: Can I let my boa and cat play together?
A: Only once. After that, it won't be an issue any more.
Q: Does my boa love me?
A: Yes. The deeper the bite wound, the greater the love.
Q: My boa just ate and now its sitting up in an S shape. Does it want to come out and play?
A: No. It's thinking "That was the appetizer. YOU are the main course.
If you have any other questions, feel free to ask. I will answer as best as I can.
Love,
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07-08-2010, 07:27 AM
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Re: FAQ's by newbies
my paradox must LOVE me then. about a month ago her teeth held on to my wrist for a good few minutes 
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07-08-2010, 07:27 AM
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Re: FAQ's by newbies
If it causes nerve damage, y'all are blood brothers.
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07-08-2010, 07:28 AM
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Re: FAQ's by newbies
Q: does my boa like to be dressed up?
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07-08-2010, 07:30 AM
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Re: FAQ's by newbies
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If it causes nerve damage, y'all are blood brothers.
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not this one, LOL. but I had nerve damage in my pinkie finger for a good 8-9 months after my Burmese bit me last year O.O
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07-08-2010, 07:31 AM
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Re: FAQ's by newbies
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Q: does my boa like to be dressed up?
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I will have to consult with Louise for that one. I want to make sure and give the correct answer.
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07-08-2010, 07:34 AM
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Re: FAQ's by newbies
You forgot the most important question of them all.
Q: Can I house my boa's together?
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07-08-2010, 07:37 AM
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Re: FAQ's by newbies
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You forgot the most important question of them all.
Q: Can I house my boa's together?
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A: Probably not a good idea. They wind around each other and attempt to choke the life out of each other. But when you open the cage, they look all innocent and pretend like they are just cuddling.
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07-08-2010, 07:44 AM
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Re: FAQ's by newbies
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Q: does my boa like to be dressed up?
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A: All boas secretly long for a handknit tube sock that matches with the colors in their tails.
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07-08-2010, 08:40 AM
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Re: FAQ's by newbies
Dear Star:
Q: It feels really good when my boa squeezes my back, it's almost like a massage. Should I in turn give my boa a massage?
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07-08-2010, 01:50 PM
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Re: FAQ's by newbies
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Dear Star:
Q: It feels really good when my boa squeezes my back, it's almost like a massage. Should I in turn give my boa a massage?
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A: You need to start spending more time with humans. Those are those smelly things that have arms and legs and can't shut up.
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07-08-2010, 01:52 PM
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Re: FAQ's by newbies
wow star. You end late and start early huh? Lol
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07-08-2010, 01:56 PM
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Re: FAQ's by newbies
Look who's talking! I may call in sick to work today. I'm pretty exhausted from staying up late.
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07-08-2010, 01:58 PM
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Re: FAQ's by newbies
FYI, Icicle. This thread is in the HUMOR section. Please do not merge it. That also goes for threads in the "just talk" section. They are for "just talking."
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07-08-2010, 02:05 PM
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Lolol. I'm oy awake because my lawyer is in court for me for the beginning stages of getting my son back from my BUTT of a mother who is trying to keep him from me >.>
Otherwise I would be very much asleep
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07-08-2010, 02:06 PM
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Re: FAQ's by newbies
Would you like to reword this in the form of a question?
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07-08-2010, 02:07 PM
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Re: FAQ's by newbies
Q: Should my children be taken from the home because we have snakes?
A: Yes. Snake people are very strange and cannot be trusted.
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07-08-2010, 02:08 PM
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P.S. I just naturally wake up every morning at around 7, no matter when I fell asleep. It sucks, but it gets me to work on time.
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07-08-2010, 02:10 PM
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Terrible. My lawyer was actually quite intrigued about the snakes LOL. My mother has a problem with them though. She just has issues though period LOL (not cool problems like snake ppl) hahaha
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07-08-2010, 04:21 PM
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Re: FAQ's by newbies
dear star:
Q: my snake has pretty colors, almost fashionable, is it safe to wear one around my neck like a scarf?
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