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Installing a Husband
INSTALLING A HUSBAND
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as
NBA 5..0,
NFL 3.0 and
Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate.
DEAR DESPERATE,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html, try to download Tears 6.2, and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If those applications work as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to
Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the
Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0-program. This is an unsupported application and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly..
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and
Hot Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck!
Tech Support
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07-01-2010, 12:56 AM
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Re: Installing a Husband
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07-01-2010, 01:15 AM
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07-01-2010, 01:16 AM
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Re: Installing a Husband
oh my gosh that's hilarious
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Re: Installing a Husband
thats awesome, ive got to send that to my female friends 
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Re: Installing a Husband
ah thats great! also why i support OpenSourceRelations 5.2
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Re: Installing a Husband
ROFL! I've actually had this sent to me before, but it was the female (wife/girlfriend) version.
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Re: Installing a Husband
I think they forgot coach potato 8.32
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Re: Installing a Husband
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ah thats great! also why i support OpenSourceRelations 5.2
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OpenSourceRelations 5.2? LOL!
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Re: Installing a Husband
I'm opting for the entertainment package at the moment. I think installing an operating system will crash my computer permanently.
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07-08-2010, 12:41 AM
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Re: Installing a Husband
a good way to deal with a lot of these errors is a catch all program i use for just about anything, Scotch 21.0. Doesn't always solve the problem but it's a good distraction, and makes some programs run better even if there is no problem, like my favorite program, Topless Drunken Jacuzzi Adventure Pack 10.2 
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