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Old 06-25-2010, 01:07 PM
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Morti's High Horse

Yesterday, Morti was told to get off his high horse by a newbie.

Perhaps in this case, the newbie offered a good suggestion.
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Re: Morti's High Horse

Lol. What thread did this happen in? I missed it somehow
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Re: Morti's High Horse

There was drama and I missed it? Dude, POST A LINK.
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Re: Morti's High Horse

the horse must have been drinking mortis bourbon with him. morti if you are gonna have a horse you should at least read some caresheets on them. drinking is a definite nono! i bet this was an impulse buy. what are you feeding this horse? what are the temps in the barn? a good first horse would have been a pony!
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Re: Morti's High Horse

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Lol. What thread did this happen in? I missed it somehow
Me too!? Where???? Do tell!
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Re: Morti's High Horse

It looks as if the thread was appropriately removed.
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Re: Morti's High Horse

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Yesterday, Morti was told to get off his high horse by a newbie.
I do hope he was instructed on the proper method of dismount, horses can be dangerous! Is this his first horse? Has he taken lessons? Has he ever had a horse before? Please keep us updated....
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Re: Morti's High Horse

this is an accident waiting to happen. then there will be bans on horses put into place. people like morti ruin it for us responsible horse owners.
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Re: Morti's High Horse

Now that's funny right there.
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Old 06-25-2010, 03:44 PM
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Re: Morti's High Horse

we all are slightly touched in the head. people are right, us reptile owners are not all there. i bet all of us are missing some important chemical in our brains. hot keepers are missing more then one important chemical
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we all are slightly touched in the head. people are right, us reptile owners are not all there. i bet all of us are missing some important chemical in our brains. hot keepers are missing more then one important chemical
I resemble that remark!
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I resemble that remark!
maybe it is not us, maybe it is the rest of the world
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Whatcha been feeding that horse Morti?! Those are some seriously bloodshot eyes!
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Re: Morti's High Horse

you're not feeding the horse live alfalfa are you? haven't you seen the injuries associated with live alfalfa? and you aren't housing more than one horse together right? it could stress the horses out. what do you use for a heat source? what kind of substrate are you using, because the wrong kind of horse bedding can get mold! you don't handle it too often do you? i hope you don't take it out in public where people can see it, it gives the whole horse community a bad image and we'll all have to deal with a new horse ban!
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Re: Morti's High Horse

next thing you know they will make him and admin. on the horse site. i will quit or get banned
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Re: Morti's High Horse

i happen to know a horse god and he says everything morti does is wrong and i believe him. well actually the guy i know is a horses derriere.
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