How To Fish In Texas

[Icicle]

How To Fish In Texas

I went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran out
of worms. Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth.
Frogs are good bass bait. Knowing the snake couldn't bite me
with the frog in his mouth I grabbed him right behind the head,
took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.
Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting
bit. So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a
little whiskey in its mouth. His eyes rolled back, he went
limp. I released him into the lake without incident and
carried on fishing using the frog.

A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. There was that
same snake with two frogs in his mouth. Life is good here in Texas !

[feathafur]

haha oh thats great :P snake sure knows how to work it

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[Icicle]

there is nothing better than JD.

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[Caligula13]

i don't know if i'd say JD is king, i've got a bottle of cask strength Laphroaig scotch at about 112 proof and some cold blooded drinkin buddies that beg to disagree



and elijah craig 18 year bourbon ain't bad neither, that is if you just want a whimpy 45%

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[Icicle]

bump

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[Mike Schultz]

I havent experienced many more expensive whiskeys but I do love me some Jack

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[Oroborous]

Wild Turkey American Honey is some good whiskey IMO.

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[Caligula13]

well if i was talkin about expensive stuff i'd be talkin about chivas 25 year, but i don't have an extra $300 for whiskey elijah craig is actually really economical though, $50. Laphroaig is about $70, which is about my sweet spot. anything higher and i had better have tasted it before droppin that kinda chedda. my buddy gets blue label every weekend, but for $150, i think it tastes like they just poured chivas 12 year over some home depot lumber. dollar amount does not denote quality, though it's hard to find a $17 whiskey i'll drink haha. Redbreast you can find for around $40 if you find a deal, and i'll drink that sweet irish nectar of the gods as much as i can get it. just depends what mood i'm in. sorry if i'm goin off on y'all, i'm in a wonderful mood. just had a whole day of homemade mexican food, good box rolled nicaraguan cigars and good 18 year old whiskey. life is beautiful my friends

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[Mike Schultz]

Originally Posted by Caligula13

just had a whole day of homemade mexican food, good box rolled nicaraguan cigars and good 18 year old whiskey. life is beautiful my friends

Hahaha sounds like a great day. It's about 75 outside where I am now.... perhaps I'll try for a similar day

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[Caligula13]

fo shizzle ma nizzity niz naz ka dizzles in the hizzles

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[snakemann6]

this is funny...and that is coming from a Texan...

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