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Old 03-13-2010, 12:21 AM
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Re: Garter snakes can be dangerous!

Louise, I knew you would like this, little bro.
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Louise, I knew you would like this, little bro.
you know me so well! probably better than most people i know personally.
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Old 03-13-2010, 12:50 AM
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Re: Garter snakes can be dangerous!

You mean your real life friends don't know the story of the mulch in the dryer?
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You mean your real life friends don't know the story of the mulch in the dryer?
Oh, that's gotta be GOOD!?
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Old 03-13-2010, 01:43 AM
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Re: Garter snakes can be dangerous!

I see some blackmail opportunities....

Louise, should I post the thread with the story about the mulch in the dryer? Or is that too great of a hijack?
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I see some blackmail opportunities....
Louise, should I post the thread with the story about the mulch in the dryer? Or is that too great of a hijack?
That never stopped you before...?
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Old 03-13-2010, 02:25 AM
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i wanna hear~!!
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Old 03-13-2010, 03:33 AM
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Re: Garter snakes can be dangerous!

feel free to post it. lol
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OMG this was funny, Thanks for the great laugh Star.
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Old 03-13-2010, 09:16 AM
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Re: Garter snakes can be dangerous!

Sure. If you twist my arm, I will hijack my own thread. The story can be found on this very entertaining thread:
Found some branches....
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Re: Garter snakes can be dangerous!

Awesome!!!!
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omg idk how i missed that thread wow!!
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omg idk how i missed that thread wow!!
If you're ever bored, look up some of my old threads that have a lot of replies. They are probably quite entertaining.
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hahah awesome story stargazer. Very creative.
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Thanks. You do realize I didn't write it, right? LOL
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Thanks. You do realize I didn't write it, right? LOL
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It does sound like something you COULD have written, Star!
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Well, it IS the sort of thing I would write. ha ha
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Fear the musk load of the garter. I washed my hands a thousand times and its still there
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Fear the musk load of the garter. I washed my hands a thousand times and its still there
I've cuddled with lots of garter snakes. I have yet to be musked by one.
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