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01-31-2010, 04:31 PM
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Funny But Real Classifieds
These classifieds actually ran in a few different newspapers, thought some of you'd get a chuckle out of them.
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER .
8-years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!
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FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
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FREE PUPPIES..
Mother, AKC German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog...able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
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FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat. Been out a while.
Better be a big reward.
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COWS, CALVES : NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.
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NORDIC TRACK
$300 Hardly used, call Chubby.
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GEORGIA PEACHES
California grown - 89 cents/lb.
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JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer $300.
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WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
Worn once by mistake.. Call Stephanie.
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And the best one?:
FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last month, Wife knows everything.
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01-31-2010, 04:44 PM
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Re: Funny But Real Classifieds
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01-31-2010, 05:20 PM
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Re: Funny But Real Classifieds
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01-31-2010, 05:23 PM
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Re: Funny But Real Classifieds
Ok, well that didnt work as planned.
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01-31-2010, 05:26 PM
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Re: Funny But Real Classifieds
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Somehow I get the feeling that I'm not the only one who ever found that out in that manner-lol-and it could have something to do with the reason why I got divorced and never remarried, going on 16 years now.
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01-31-2010, 05:26 PM
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Re: Funny But Real Classifieds
I would of sold the wife, and kept the bike.
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01-31-2010, 05:55 PM
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Re: Funny But Real Classifieds
lol, that makes me smile...
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01-31-2010, 06:49 PM
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Re: Funny But Real Classifieds
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These classifieds actually ran in a few different newspapers, thought some of you'd get a chuckle out of them.
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FREE PUPPIES..
Mother, AKC German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog...able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
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WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
Worn once by mistake.. Call Stephanie.
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And the best one?:
FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last month, Wife knows everything.
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The best three.
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Re: Funny But Real Classifieds
this just made my night! haha  it was great lol
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Re: Funny But Real Classifieds
LMAO! 
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Re: Funny But Real Classifieds
lmao, that was wonderful. All we ask is that you return our lawn mower key if he poops it out.
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