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A old man was going to the store to get a rooster, a hen, and a mule. After a little walk, the old man entered the store and saw an rooster on the shelf. He asked the clerk how much the rooster was and the clerk replied, "he's not a rooster, he's called a cock and he's $5." The old man said ok and started on down the store, he spotted a nice hen and asked the clerk, "how much you want for this hen," the clerk replied, "that's a pullet and I'll give you her for $5." The old man said ok and was about to walk out of the store when he noticed a mule laying down by the door. The old man looked over toward the clerk and asked "how much is this mule over him," the clerk replied, 'that's my #$%^&#$%^&#$%^& and I'll give you him for $5." The old man paid for the cock, pullet, and #$%^&#$%^&#$%^& and as he was about to walk out of the store the clerk said, "now I'll tell you something about that #$%^&#$%^&#$%^& there, sometimes he'll lay down for no obvious reaon and you'll have to scratch him before he gets up again." The old man nodded and headed home. About a 1/2 mile from his house, the mule layed down and the old man thought, "what on earth am I going to do with a cock in my right hand and my pullet in my left hand." About that time, he spotted an nice, young lady walking up the road, he reached over and said, "hey mam, will you hold my cock and pullet while I scratch my #$%^&#$%^&#$%^&?" [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif[/img]
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