People of Walmart Part II

[Stargazer]

Another Crop of Walmart People... Where the Heck Do They Grow These Things Anyway??

Well if the Cowboys want to call themselves “America’s Team”, they need to have a true American cheerleader. I think we have found her.
Arizona

Either that lady has a tail, or Barney is stuck somewhere he may not want to be.
Wyoming

Do you have any idea how tiring it can be putting on purple sweatpants like this? I’m going to take a nap right now just from thinking about it.
North Carolina

For my own sanity, I have to assume that she is shoplifting pork roasts in her shirt. Simply because there is no possible way those are what you think they are. They can’t be!
Arkansas

You ever wonder what would happen if you microwaved one of those tubes of Pillsbury rolls?
Unknown

I’m not sure if hiring a stylist from Whoville is the best career move, but who really knows?
Florida

I guess today was Take-Your-Inmate-Shopping Day.
Tennessee

What in the world? Who dyed this bear green and who taught it to push a shopping cart?
Unknown

Not quite sure what all is going on here, but I can tell you this, none of its good.
California

How could a woman dressed like a cow and carrying a cow purse be funnier? That’s an odd question, but since you asked, what if she was buying hamburger buns? That would certainly have to make it funnier.
Illinois

Now go on! Get up there and get me my dang Fanta!

See if you can spot who in this picture is slowly being scarred for life.
Maryland

What is black and white and red all over? Whatever the answer is, the joke is still on us.
Illinois

I like talking to her because she always seems so surprised and interested in what i’m saying. That, and because she kinda looks like the old lady in Adam Sandler’s Eight Crazy Nights.
Idaho

Well I do have to say that the gold boots probably throw a wrench into any plans those camouflage shorts had of NOT being noticed.
Florida

Only the Mad Hatter could pull off a shirt that looks like a bunch of bulls trying to mount one another.
Texas

You kidding me? Honestly, are you kidding me? I mean really, you couldn’t find pink gloves? The lack of effort is noted.
California

Ughhh, it looks like you got into a fight with a stubborn octopus like 12 years ago that wouldn’t let go. Knock him off already will ya?
Iowa

If you keep doing stupid things like this with the rebel flag, nobody up North is going to take the threat of the South rising again seriously.
Georgia

No need to wrap up that bologna, I’ll just put it in my trash bag shirt.
Ohio

Well, only one tail on those jean booty shorts would have looked ridiculous.
Missouri

The real question is this: how many fraternity guys are gonna freak out when they see this picture because they know they brought this lady home from a bar one night after someone thought it would be a good idea to bust out the tequila?
Louisiana

Just because your back is burning doesn’t make it okay to make our eyes burn! I’d feel sorry for you if they didn’t make a product to prevent that which only costs like $2.99. Sooooooo, someone should slap your sunburn.
Unknown

I’m not sure if that’s a really good Geisha mask, or really bad make-up. Either way, that sweater looks soft and comfortable.
Texas

I want to see the rest of the biker gang this dude rolls with. Intimidating!
Louisiana

Oh, it’s so violent and angry!! It looks like everything is trying to get as far away from the top of his head as possible.
Texas

Just because you put a name on it and hang it up for everyone to see doesn’t make it a Christmas stocking, okay?
Unknown

Wow! You in no way shape or form exactly resemble a blowup sex doll. Not at all. Not even the shocked look on your face. Nope, no sex doll resemblance.
Louisiana

[Jenny06]

lol i needed that.

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[Wickedreptile]

Too funny Thanks I need a good laugh today

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[snakehooked]

Coffee in my nose....

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[owen.richards]

americans...lol

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[Sakara]

love it

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[BlackLava]

hahaha

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[nxlude]

lol cute

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[Icicle]

My god people, have you missed the E-mail, I know Part II by the stench, I guess you will have to visit part three, I already have it.

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[Alex]

Hey, Owen..
Canadians...lol

Do they still even make that color of pink? She must have left her Bret “The Hitman” Hart sunglasses at home.

Canada

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[SUAD]

HHAHAHAHAHAHA Star, these are excellent, hon!

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[SUAD]

Originally Posted by Alex

Hey, Owen..
Canadians...lol

That's not funny, man. I want to know who put my mother on here?

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[biotechatb]

This brightened up my morning, i love it!

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[gottabsleeved]

Lovin them baby dolls!

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[Hypoboa1234]

lol

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[TalismanK9]

Originally Posted by snakehooked

Coffee in my nose....

I'll X2 that- LMFAO - snorted it OUT all over my keyboard.

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[Stargazer]

It's fun to laugh at people, isn't it? I'm sure we'll all fry in hades for this. lol

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[Stargazer]

Oh, and the "hairstylist from Whoville" really got me. I just cracked up on that one.

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[Stargazer]

Good call on the Bud Light, your skull friend looks a little thirsty. I would recommend something non-alcoholic because it was probably too many Bud Lights that resulted in the skull tat in the first place.
Louisiana


Just because my reflection is in those pants, doesn’t mean I can see myself in them.
Georgia


I see you got this whole cross-dressing Shrek thing going for you. Not sure it’s the best look to go with, but that’s your call.
Texas


Great, now where is the official Megan’s Law inspector?
Ohio


WAKE UP! WAKE UP! This is one dream I definitely don’t want to be in.
Texas


You know there are easier and less painful ways to let everyone know you weren’t asked to Prom when you were younger.
Texas


I’m just going to go ahead and say it. Everyone knows it’s taboo to wear your horse tail and flame boots after Labor Day! There, I said it, it’s out on the table now!
Unknown


You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I’m wearing these bad boys?
New York


guarantee that nobody in the country HAS ever, CAN ever, or WILL ever rock out as hard as these two in Walmart. End of story.
Arkansas


I have nothing.


The sand moves really quickly through this “hourglass”.
Texas


From what I can tell, you like playing soccer while lifting weights and fishing?
California


What you don’t know is that water bottle is actually filled with baby oil. You may start taking numbers on who gets to apply it.
Florida


“Excuse me miss, what type of meat is that?” – Sir, that’s your meat reflecting off the glass case.
Florida


Hey, thanks for not even trying.
Unknown

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[Stargazer]

Wow, I'm a really bad influence on the new members.

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