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Old 11-14-2009, 12:21 AM
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soooo thats how i fix that darn sink!
better jot down the shower one 2 thats gonna be next haha

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I still would like to know why you can't fix a muffler with duct tape. Anyone?
io work at a pep boys, duct tape would work fine u just wont pass inspection with it lol but im the king of percrastination so tape it up
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Re: Look, I fixed it!

LMFAO That was great.
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WOW that was great!!!! LOLOLOLOL Although some of those Ideas were kinda good
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I still would like to know why you can't fix a muffler with duct tape. Anyone?
I'm pretty sure it gets too hot to be safe for long??? there is a foil tape (not necessarily designed for automotive use)??? You are determined to jeopardize his job security, lol....we need picture of his expressions!!! (esp. the one after you turn around...) Maybe you should move to Arkansas...I think we can help you here? ha ha ha ....
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Thank you for the LOL'S
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I love the cart-grill! Innovative...
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There is actually some adhesive tape at the auto parts store that will "temporarily" patch it.
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io work at a pep boys, duct tape would work fine u just wont pass inspection with it
I think that would kind of defeat the purpose....lol
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Old 11-16-2009, 04:29 AM
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I'm pretty sure it gets too hot to be safe for long??? there is a foil tape (not necessarily designed for automotive use)??? You are determined to jeopardize his job security, lol....we need picture of his expressions!!! (esp. the one after you turn around...) Maybe you should move to Arkansas...I think we can help you here? ha ha ha ....
And don't I have a cousin down there you can set me up with, too?
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Old 11-16-2009, 04:53 AM
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And don't I have a cousin down there you can set me up with, too?
That wouldn't surprise me Actually, you'd be surprised how many ex-Californians and ex-northerners (MN/IL...) there are here! But all the mechanics are locals... The day after I moved here I went to the P.O. and when I went re-start my car, the battery was completely dead! I called a local mechanic (recommended by the bank teller next door) and he got me going (to go get a battery from Walmart!??!) and refused to charge a cent! so don't knock Arkansas until you've tried it...
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Old 11-16-2009, 09:07 PM
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That wouldn't surprise me Actually, you'd be surprised how many ex-Californians and ex-northerners (MN/IL...) there are here! But all the mechanics are locals... The day after I moved here I went to the P.O. and when I went re-start my car, the battery was completely dead! I called a local mechanic (recommended by the bank teller next door) and he got me going (to go get a battery from Walmart!??!) and refused to charge a cent! so don't knock Arkansas until you've tried it...
Auto Zone installs batteries (and air filters, etc.) for free if you buy them there. I had to replace that one this week too. Ugh. And just to tie up loose ends, with the new muffler, the car passed emissions today.
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Auto Zone installs batteries (and air filters, etc.) for free if you buy them there. I had to replace that one this week too. Ugh. And just to tie up loose ends, with the new muffler, the car passed emissions today.
Hope your car quits being so needy...(yeah I WANTED to buy from that local mechanic too...go figure...nice guy! alot of friendly people around here!)
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Basically, I just need to date a mechanic. If he can be from Arkansas, so much the better!
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Old 11-17-2009, 02:22 AM
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The shopping cart grill, the plastic bottle sprinkler and the hot dog rake are all pretty handy ideas, I think. I will definitely keep them in mind.
Don't forget to clean the leaves and dog poop off the rake before using it for hot dogs. Just a friendly reminder.
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Basically, I just need to date a mechanic. If he can be from Arkansas, so much the better!
Not a good idea...when I dated a mechanic, he talked me into the neediest van in the world (so I would need him all the more?!?)...talk about backfiring!
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He would have to deal with the world's neediest (kneadiest) Siamese so it would be a fair trade.
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Don't forget to clean the leaves and dog poop off the rake before using it for hot dogs. Just a friendly reminder.
Ugh...that hit too close to home!!! (how did you know I've been raking leaves and 'other stuff' ....)
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It's Murphy's law that when you raking leaves, there will be at least one pile of dog poop. And usually you will step in it.
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I still would like to know why you can't fix a muffler with duct tape. Anyone?
Exhaust is too hot for duct tape; Half of a soup can and some hose clamps would have done you justice, though
(Preferably steel or iron if you find either!)



BTW, the shower in my Mom's second bathroom had the knob break off, so I use channel locks...
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my favorite would have to be the car air conditioner that was mint
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