A Bottle of Wine...

[Stargazer]

A BOTTLE OF WINE



For all of us who are married, were married, wish you were married, or wish you weren't married, this is something to smile about the next time you see a bottle of wine:

Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road.
As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the car and asked the Navajo woman if she would like a ride.

With a silent nod of thanks, the woman got into the car.
Resuming the journey, Sally tried in vain to make a bit of small talk with the Navajo woman. The old woman just sat silently, looking intently at everything she saw, studying every little detail, until she noticed a brown bag on the seat next to Sally.

'What in bag?' asked the old woman.
Sally looked down at the brown bag and said, 'It's a bottle of wine. I got it for my husband.'

The Navajo woman was silent for another moment or two. Then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder, she said: 'Good trade....'

[fuglyfarmhand]

Yep I bet my wife would trade me for a soda most days.lol

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[AGActaeonia]

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[Ice]

I will keep this thread away form my wife, she might get an idea...

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[Alex]

I'm pretty sure my boyfriend would be a little upset if I'd ever trade him for the wine I usually drink... It's $12 a bottle!!

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[ioctoberdrums]

i think id trade my gf for a piebald!
heck, even a common.....
does that make me a bad person?!

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[Stargazer]

Originally Posted by ioctoberdrums

i think id trade my gf for a piebald!
heck, even a common.....
does that make me a bad person?!

I don't think there is any such thing as a piebald woman or even a common woman for that matter.

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[fuglyfarmhand]

Originally Posted by ioctoberdrums

i think id trade my gf for a piebald!
heck, even a common.....
does that make me a bad person?!

Naaa some days I'd trade my wife for an angry atb.lol

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[BlackLava]

hahaha thats pretty funny

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[fuglyfarmhand]

Originally Posted by BlackLava

hahaha thats pretty funny

The truth. But then again she would trade me for a flat diet coke too so who knows.lol

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[ioctoberdrums]

Originally Posted by Stargazer

I don't think there is any such thing as a piebald woman or even a common woman for that matter.

actually there is a skin disorder that black people get that looks EXACTLY like piebald!!
i saw a lady who had it at Pride in Denver a few months back. it was crazy!

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[Icicle]

Read that before, but it's still cute.

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[BlackLava]

lol fugly, i feel the same about my husband sometimes

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[Sakara]

awesome joke

Originally Posted by ioctoberdrums

actually there is a skin disorder that black people get that looks EXACTLY like piebald!!
i saw a lady who had it at Pride in Denver a few months back. it was crazy!

AND.... This can actually happen in any colored person I have seen at least 4 or 5 ppl with this condition since I've been in the military... Blacks will have white pigment in parts of their skin, and a white friend of mine actually has very dark brown patches of skin... It's weird, but it happens... They are just a rarity, like a Pied

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[ioctoberdrums]

somehow i doubt people with that condition go for $2k on the breeder market tho!

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[Stargazer]

Originally Posted by ioctoberdrums

actually there is a skin disorder that black people get that looks EXACTLY like piebald!!
i saw a lady who had it at Pride in Denver a few months back. it was crazy!

Well you should have asked her out. LOL Isn't that what Michael Jackson had? (Interesting hijack....)

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[Sakara]

Star

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[Stargazer]

There are albino people, too. I think if you breed with them, technically your kids could be piebald. I'm not sure if there is a market for piebald kids.

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