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08-31-2009, 12:44 AM
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I am an RTB Addict !
 
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The Barber...
One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you , I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop.
When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you , I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop.
The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I can not accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Congressman was very happy and left the shop.
The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.
And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.
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08-31-2009, 12:46 AM
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I Really Need a Life !
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Re: The Barber...
Truer words have rarely been shared.
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10-14-2009, 08:14 PM
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The Lizard King
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Re: The Barber...
could not have said it better lol
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10-14-2009, 09:58 PM
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Re: The Barber...
good joke 
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10-14-2009, 11:15 PM
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I am an RTB Addict !
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Re: The Barber...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stigma
good joke |
Who said it was a joke?
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10-15-2009, 08:57 AM
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Re: The Barber...
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10-15-2009, 09:35 AM
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Re: The Barber...
Wow, How did I miss this.
Just like the old saying: if you give them an inch they will take a mile.
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10-20-2009, 08:07 PM
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Re: The Barber...
Excellent, politicians are worthless.
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10-20-2009, 08:34 PM
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ALL RIGHT POPSICLES!!
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Re: The Barber...
LMAO!! too true 
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10-24-2009, 02:01 AM
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Re: The Barber...
Obama will fix all our problems, just be patient!!!!!11!!one!
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10-24-2009, 03:59 AM
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Re: The Barber...
Truth 
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