Important Women's Health Message

[Tom]

Hello Ladies:

Just wanted to share this important Women's Health Message.

Subject: Important Women's Health Message Importance: High

* Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
* Do you suffer from shyness?
* Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or
pharmacist about Margaritas.

Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident
about yourself and your actions. Margaritas can help ease you out of
your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to
do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Margaritas
almost immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome
any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.
Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will
discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start
living, with Margaritas.

Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or
nursing should not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn't mind
nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include:
- Dizziness
- Nausea
- Vomiting
- Incarceration
- Erotic lustfulness
- Loss of motor control
- Loss of clothing
- Loss of money
- Loss of virginity
- Table dancing
- Headache
- Dehydration
- Dry mouth
- And a desire to sing Karaoke

WARNINGS:
* The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering
when you are not.
* The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over
and over again that you love them.
* The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing.
* The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically
converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

Please share this with other women who may need Margaritas.

Thank you.
Tom

[XxPython_ChicxX]

But i like jack daniels

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[Xeikeness]

........... LOL

I love it. This is going on the desktop. XD Thanks for sharing! XD!!!

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[BlackLava]

LMAO

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[Sakara]

I like vodka

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[RayRay]

* The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering
when you are not.
* The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over
and over again that you love them.
* The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing.
* The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically
converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

This is why I try to avoid such medication. Sad but true!

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[Stargazer]

It took a while to dig this up, but seems appropriate.
Overcoming shyness. LOL

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[KyleZ]

Love it!

What IS it with you ladies and yelling so loud and spitting while under-the-influence?! Lordy, have I seen those side-effects first hand

Daww, it's cute sometimes, I suppose

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[Rachel SS]

mmm, tequila

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[louise]

been there and done that. it does cause dancing on the bar.

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[KyleZ]

Originally Posted by Rachel SS

mmm, tequila

I second that...regretfully

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[Rachel SS]

Originally Posted by KyleZ

I second that...regretfully

No regrets Kyle!

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[BlackLava]

Originally Posted by louise

been there and done that. it does cause dancing on the bar.

it does

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[RayRay]

Originally Posted by KyleZ

Love it!
What IS it with you ladies and yelling so loud and spitting while under-the-influence?! Lordy, have I seen those side-effects first hand
Daww, it's cute sometimes, I suppose

I don't know... but it's a never-fail type of situation. Happens every time. I've tried to keep cool about it one night, but then it just got worse and we all just gave up and started yelling at each other. We also spit on each other when we are yelling. I don't think it's very cute! LOL

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[Stargazer]

LOL if you check out the video (basically the audio-visual version of the original post), this was not initially just directed toward women.

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[RayRay]

Oh, I didn't see that. LOL
But I think alcohol has more side effects on a lot of men than it ever will for women!

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[louise]

Originally Posted by BlackLava

it does

and falling off and hitting your head on the cooler. in the background you hear 'i think the manager just knocked herself out' that was a fun job

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