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Can Your Python Handle this?
Just curious if anyone has a python I can borrow to take care of a pesky Amway/Quixtar guy from the gym that almost tricked me into meeting him for coffee(was led to believe he wanted to 'interview' me for his 'startup').
Prey is approximately 5' 9", 170lbs, would have to be offered live on giant tongs,wiggled vigorously, as I believe a beating human heart* is hard to detect in such prey items. Sorry, cannot guarantee against internal parasites. Prey item is admittedly a parasite, but feeds only on hopes and dreams of other humans, no threat to snakes.
*Disclaimer: If you or someone you love is involved with Amway/Quixtar, I am sure you/they are wonderful, lovely people with viable human hearts.
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07-14-2009, 02:12 AM
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Re: Can Your Python Handle this?
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Re: Can Your Python Handle this?
What do an unsolicited, multi-level marketing guy who wants to share a great opportunity with you and a sperm cell have in common? They each have a 1:30,000,000 chance of becoming a human being. 
(Originally a lawyer joke).
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Re: Can Your Python Handle this?
This post is really all too FUNNY !!!!!!
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