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Old 06-10-2009, 10:34 PM
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Check Out my new Snake!!!

Wow. I'm SOOOO excited. I just found this totally awesome snake that I'm totally going to buy. It's a super-new hybrid you've probably never heard of, the guy selling them(don't even ask who it is, 'cuz this bad boy is all mine!)paired a tiger retic with a gaboon viper, and he's calling it a TABOOn, cuz it's so off the hook! I know what you're thinking; perfect snake, right? All the personality of a gaboon mixed with the handleability and outright awesomeness of a Tiger Retic!! And before you all go crazy trying to rain on my parade, tellin' me a 20' lethally venomous snake is a lot to handle, know this; I've had lots of friends with snakes, and they say I'm awesome with snakes. I study tape of really respected herpers, like Steve Irwin every night. I know what I'm getting into. I have awesome reflexes; When I was in the fourth grade, I was the only kid in class who could feed our corn snake without getting bit. I am a snake dodging ninja! I'm no idiot though, I know when he's older I'll need help for feeding and cage cleaning, which is fine, cuz I live with my mom and she can help me.

Alls I really need help with is picking a name. What do you name a creature that is so tail-kickin' awesome?? I was thinking Sargeant Chasm. I would prolly shorten it to Sar.Chasm.

Here's a pic the breeder sent me:untitleds2.jpg
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P.S Oh, almost forgot! Do any of you have any advice on feeding schedule, what to feed him, what enclosure to put him in, what temperature/humidity he needs, growth rate, best substrate to use and do you think I can leave him when I go on vacation for a month, or do you think this type of snake really thrives on attention??
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Re: Check Out my new Snake!!!

i want one...
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Re: Check Out my new Snake!!!

This would really be funny, accept it's far too close to reality.
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Re: Check Out my new Snake!!!

Forgot to mention; as you can see in the photo, his eyes glow blood red, even in bright sunlight. Do you think he might have mites or an I.P??
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Re: Check Out my new Snake!!!

A taboon!!! Oh man, that's awesome. And not to mention, that is one high quality pic you got from the breeder
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Re: Check Out my new Snake!!!

Sorry to break it to you but ive already got a breeding pair and they eat oompa loompas only. Only problem is the oompas are getting hard to come by these days!!
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Sorry to break it to you but ive already got a breeding pair and they eat oompa loompas only. Only problem is the oompas are getting hard to come by these days!!
LOL, but I heard they will also accept F/T hobbits. Is that true?
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They will only if you start them off on them at an early age. If you try to switch them over from the oompas they're really picky about it...
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They will only if you start them off on them at an early age. If you try to switch them over from the oompas they're really picky about it...

I've heard scenting them with elves works for some? Have you tried that?
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I've heard scenting them with elves works for some? Have you tried that?
I've only had success with live Keebler elves... they're very specific snakes, worse than my royal.
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Re: Check Out my new Snake!!!

No 1's got a rite to tell you NEthing dawg. I say go 4 it, you no evryting bout hawts as it is! Forget all da haters!

OMG Nom nom nom nom, Dat is 1 sweet snake man! When u breed it I call dibs on the little snakeys, if once it ovulates!


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