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06-10-2009, 12:04 AM
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Italian Tomato Garden:
Italian Tomato Garden:
An old Italian lived alone in Chicago . He wanted to plant his annual tomatogarden,
but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.
His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison.
The old man
wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:
Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty sad,
because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year.
I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot.
I know if you were here my troubles would be over.
I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me,
just like in the old days.
Love, Papa
A few days later he received a letter from his son.
Dear Pop,
Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
Love,
Vinnie
At 4 a.m. the next morning,
FBI agents and the local police arrived and dug up the entire garden area without finding any bodies.
They apologized to the old man and left.
That same day the old man received another letter from his son.
Dear Pop,
You can go ahead and plant the tomatoes now.
That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love you always,
Vinnie.
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06-16-2009, 03:24 AM
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Re: Italian Tomato Garden:
Why didn't *I* think of that?? LOL
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06-16-2009, 12:42 PM
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Re: Italian Tomato Garden:
That's funny.... 
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06-16-2009, 02:07 PM
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06-20-2009, 11:20 PM
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Great with blueberries
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Re: Italian Tomato Garden:
This is great! 
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06-21-2009, 12:15 AM
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Re: Italian Tomato Garden:
Thank you Tom. That gave me my first laugh in the past few days.
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06-21-2009, 12:53 AM
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Re: Italian Tomato Garden:
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06-22-2009, 08:11 PM
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I'M HERE FOR TEH LULZ.
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Re: Italian Tomato Garden:
Dude, my mom loved this when I showed her. She lived in an Italian neighborhood in Philly when she grew up. She said she could see this actually happening.
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06-22-2009, 08:20 PM
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ALL RIGHT POPSICLES!!
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Re: Italian Tomato Garden:
awesome!! hahaha  nice way to help his father  lol
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