5th grade anyone?

louise · #1 (**permalink**) 06-02-2009, 09:58 PM

5th Grade anyone?

--- What Starts with F and ends with K

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having
trouble with one of her studen ts.. The teacher asked,
'Harry, what's your problem?'

Harry answered, 'I'm too smart for
the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm
smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade
too!'

Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to
the principal's office.

While Harry waited in the outer office, the
teacher explained to the principal what the situation was.
The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test.
If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go

back to the 1st grade and behave.. She agreed.

Harry was brought in and t he conditions were
explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: 'What is 3 x 3?'

Harry: '9.'

Principal: 'What is 6 x 6?'

Harry: '36.'

And so it went with every question the
principal thou ght a 3rd grader should know.

The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells
her, 'I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade.'

Ms. Brooks says to the principal, 'Let me
ask him some questions.'

The principal and Harry both agreed.

Ms. Brooks asks, 'What does a cow have
four of that I have only two of?'

Harry, after a moment: 'Legs.'

Ms Brooks: 'What is in your pants that
you have but I do not have?'

The principal wondered why would she ask such
a question!

Harry replied: 'Pockets..'

Ms. Brooks: 'What does a dog do that a
man steps into?'

Harry: 'Pants..'

Ms. Brooks: What starts with a C, ends with a
T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish
liquid?'

Harry: 'Coconut.'

The principal sat forward with his mouth
hanging open.

Ms. Brooks: 'What goes in hard and pink
then comes out soft and sticky?'

The principal's eyes opened really wide
and before he could stop the answer,

Harry replied, 'Bubble gum.'

Ms. Brooks: 'What does a man do standing
up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three
legs?'

Harry: 'Shake hands.'

The principal was trembling.

Ms. Brooks: 'What word starts with an
'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat
and excitement?'

Harry: 'Firetruck.'

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and
told the teacher, 'Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got
the last seven questions wrong.....'