Craigslist Humor

[HastetheDay]

I found this golden post on Craigs List. I will be sure to bring my dog to get "grommed" by emo toni gothic!

DOG OR CAT GROMMERSTYLES

This was the text of the ad, if for some reason you would rather not follow the link

Hi, I been working dog or cat grommers been 6 years that I was very good! I dont care what kind cat,puppy, kitten and dog that you have and what it look like. If you want dog haircut to make good or clean good! I have two puppys are cleaning and good grommers. Well be open Mon-Fri at 7 a.m to 4 p.m...
Dog Haircuts- $25
Bath Clean dog or cat- $15
Boths will be $45 to cleans and make good
If you are interest call this number or email me 903-316-7267 and emo_toni_gothic07@yahoo.com fee free
Thank you for keep looking.
Toni Rene' G
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I love how a haircut is 25 and a bath is 15, but both together are 45. What a deal!

[Sakara]

I deff. saw one on CL one time for some "potty trained" ball pythons

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[_Venom_]

Lmao at the addition

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[AGActaeonia]

My two favorites were a $50 55g aquarium with free 11ft Burm.

And the $100 55g setup with free 4 ft. Green Anaconda.

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[HastetheDay]

Makes you wonder how these people manage to live their daily lives, rofl.

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[AGActaeonia]

It's beyond me how someone like that can live with themselves. I understand that unfortunate things can and always do take place, but there is no excuse for an 11ft Burm to be placed for free on Craig's List. And the Green Anaconda? That was tempting, but their heads weird me out, lol.

And you have to consider under the listed circumstances, just what type of snake will you really be getting? A stunted Burm that's been kept in a cage that it's 3x to big for? I mean, c'mon!

Putting a bad name to the game. Can't help but feel a pang when you X out of the page though. I feel terrible for those animals.

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[Xeikeness]

*writhe* Schooling... Stay in school, kiddies!

Learning wot how tok rite is portint!!!!!

AGH! *dies a horrible English class reminiscent death.*

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[angrybananapeel]

I would guess (hope really) that English is not the first language. Benefit of the doubt. Math skills need some work. Dog in pic definitely looks cleans and made good" though

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[BRITTani]

Originally Posted by Sakara

I deff. saw one on CL one time for some "potty trained" ball pythons

Haha I remember! And they get along with the other pets so well also!

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[snakehooked]

I should spend more time on craigslist. It sounds like quality entertainment.

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[Sakara]

it is... but sometimes the crap u see is REALLY sad Like the 8ft boa in a 55gal in houston or san an -_- or the 2 8ft burms in a 55gal -_-

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[BlackLava]

oh people are so stupid alot of times haha, sorry but i just cant pay someone who doesnt even speak decent english to gromm any pet of mine

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[snakehooked]

Holy toast....that's a lot of snake for a tank that size....poor things.

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[wrfuess]

Snake Cage Rosy Boa $300

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[HERPHAPPY]

Originally Posted by wrfuess

Snake Cage Rosy Boa $300

Hmm, a 5 foot rosy boa that doesn't look anything like all the ones I've raised? Yup, must be a new species! LOL!

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[Keri]

Originally Posted by wrfuess

Snake Cage Rosy Boa $300

OMG... what is it perching on? A Stool??

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[DiamondCreek]

Originally Posted by AGActaeonia

My two favorites were a $50 55g aquarium with free 11ft Burm.
And the $100 55g setup with free 4 ft. Green Anaconda.

That is to meet the Craigslist guidelines of not selling animals. Most "rehome" them for a fee, or sell the enclosure at an inflated price and "give" the snake away. Otherwise, your add can get yanked. Of course, no snake of any size should be in a standard 55gal as they are too narrow.

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[DaveDragon]

ELECTRIC SNAKE WANTED

ELECTRIC SNAKE WANTED
Date: 2010-08-29, 11:34AM EDT
Reply to: sale-pydad-1925400905@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

I would like to buy an electric snake, about 50 feet long
looking to pay about 150 dollars if it works good please call mike at 860 978 5173
thanks ,mike

I know they're looking for a plumbing snake but I thought the ad was funny!

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[HERPHAPPY]

Originally Posted by DaveDragon

ELECTRIC SNAKE WANTED
I know they're looking for a plumbing snake but I thought the ad was funny!

Try talking them into an electric eel!?

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[DaveDragon]

Right after I use my electric toilet paper!

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