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04-14-2003, 03:49 PM
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An old man lived alone in Idaho. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, Bubba, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.
Dear Bubba,
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my potato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me.
Love,
Dad
A few days later he received a letter from his son.
Dear Dad,
For heaven's sake, dad, don't dig up that garden, that's where I buried the BODIES.
Love,
Bubba
At 4A.M. the next morning, F.B.I. agents and local police showed up and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son.
Dear Dad,
Go ahead and plant the potatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love,
Bubba.
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04-14-2003, 04:05 PM
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HAHAHA... that's funny. Nice to get a good laugh first thing in the morning.
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04-14-2003, 04:45 PM
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LOL
Now that is funny!
Talk about making the system work for you.
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04-14-2003, 04:58 PM
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04-14-2003, 05:46 PM
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Dear Vetstundent,
I have buried a bunch of bodies in the side yard of my house. In the area starting at the back corner, going about 6' away from the house and all the way up to the sidewalk. So dont dig there any time soon.
Stormyva
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04-28-2003, 03:18 PM
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Really? there are a few in the wall between our front and back rooms.
Ive also had to build up this thick layer of dirt over the car cos underneath one of the victims wrote some incriminating evidence about us on it.
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