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Old 04-19-2002, 06:34 PM
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A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabiths?"

And the shopkeeper gets down one his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks: "Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuwwy bwack wabby?"

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OMG. That's the best snake joke I have heard so far. Keep them coming.
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Moving this one to reptile humor.
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hehehe, read this while having a serious conversation with my mom by phone. I busted out laughing and seriously offended her. (really bad timing)lol
She didn't think the joke was too funny when she finally talked my into reading it to her. Something about her pet rabbit, hmmm, no sense of humor......
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Thats hilarious!!! lol
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LMAO!
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>>hehehe, read this while having a serious conversation with my mom by phone. I busted out laughing and seriously offended her. (really bad timing)lol
>>She didn't think the joke was too funny when she finally talked my into reading it to her. Something about her pet rabbit, hmmm, no sense of humor......
>>I loved it. [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif[/img] [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif[/img] [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif[/img] [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif[/img] [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif[/img] [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif[/img]
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