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04-19-2002, 10:32 AM
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If you lend someone $20 and you never see them, it was probably well worth it
Some days you're the bug, some days you're the windshield
A closed mouth gathers no foot
Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time
Don't worry, it only seems kinny the first couple times
Good judgment comes from bad expierience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment
There are 2 theories about how to argue with women. niether one works
It's always darkest before dawn. so if you're going to steal you neighbor's paper, that's the best time
Sex is like air, it's not important unless your not getting it
no one is listening until you fart
think nobody knows you'r alive? try missing a couple car payments
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04-19-2002, 01:13 PM
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This one not funny but relevant "I brake for snake"
spotted it two weeks ago.
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04-19-2002, 01:50 PM
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one from a pet store " you wanna pet my snake"
Iowe Iowe so off to work I go
I will post more later
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04-19-2002, 03:31 PM
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I once saw this bumper sticker a few years ago.
"Doing it with feathers is kinky. Doing it with the whole chicken is just plain sick."
Bry
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04-20-2002, 08:58 AM
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I haven't spotted any good bumper stickers yet, and the ones I found rather hilarious I don't quiet remember. I'll try to look up some and post them. Some of these are rather interesting though.
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04-22-2002, 10:06 AM
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when I was in high school all the teachers used to harrass me cause I had one big sticker that read TATTOOS GET YOU SEX! I know they were all just jelous though haha [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif[/img] -Juggalo
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04-26-2002, 05:56 PM
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Seen one last weeked that I loved. Not snake related but related to one of my other hobbies.
"My kid can outfish your honor role student"
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04-26-2002, 06:49 PM
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I had this one on my old 67 Mustang.
Injection is nice, But I would rather be blown. (talkin about engines mind you)
American by birth, Southern by the grace of god.
If it hurts your doin it wrong.
My kid beat up your honor student. [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_cool.gif[/img]
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04-27-2002, 12:57 AM
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LOL! I was just telling someone the other day in chat I wanted to make a bumper sticker that says "I brake for Snakes" Figures someone woulda already thunk that one up.
I saw a really funny bumper sticker the other day....but I'm nearsighted and never got close enough to read it.
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04-27-2002, 01:00 AM
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i have this 1 my child is inmate of the month at the county jail [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif[/img] [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif[/img] [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif[/img]
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04-27-2002, 01:27 AM
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a few more
my other car is a pice of sh** too
put down the cell phone and drive
real men drive hemi's
get off my a** or i'll flick a boger at your windshield
i may be driving slow but i'm ahead of you
jesus loves you but i don't
i just got a gun for my wife....it's the best trade i ever made
gun control means using both hands
dont steal.. the government hates competition
hey osama suck my glock ( pic af a glock )....its a gun
i'm fat but your ugly i can lose weight
hit me i need the money
watch for falling parts
if i think of some more i'll post them
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04-27-2002, 09:55 PM
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dislexics of the world UNTIE!!! [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif[/img]
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04-27-2002, 10:47 PM
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LOL
Jesus loves you, it's everyone else that thinks your an a-hole!
Will work for SEX
Horn broken, watch for finger
Does anyone else realize how redneck this thread is?! LMAO
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04-27-2002, 11:02 PM
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HAHAHA Trinity! no, I diddn't realize the rednekkidness of it until now! [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif[/img] . now all I see is all these on old pick ups with hound dawgs in the back. I didn't mean to make it redneck though!!!!! I am by NO MEANS a redneck! -Juggalo
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