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06-14-2002, 07:08 PM
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"Keep honking, I'm reloading" [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]
Still one of my favs
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06-14-2002, 07:12 PM
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58810
okay, jumps in with both feet,
I personally like,
"Restraining orders are just another way of saying I love you"
"What would Jesus do for a Klondike bar?"
The dyslexic one has always been one of my favorites too, it makes me laugh out loud.
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06-14-2002, 07:15 PM
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I Really Need a Life !
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OK haven't seen it but my idea "My Burmese Python ate your honor student"
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06-14-2002, 07:27 PM
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I used to have this one "I beat up your honor student." Wendybird also told me the other day that she saw a bumper sticker on a freeway that had the same saying as my sig "Silly kids, rabbits are for snakes." I want that one. [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif[/img]
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06-14-2002, 08:02 PM
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I think you could drive better with that phone up your A**!
Can you believe this piece of S**t still runs?!
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06-14-2002, 08:25 PM
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Ok, How about these,
Since I gave up all hope, I feel much better!!
When all else fails, lower your standards
Retired don't ask me to do a #$%^&#$%^&#$%^&#$%^& thing!
If you don't like my attitude quit talking to me.
Success: Is what your boss achieves through your hard work.
A good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge.
Two beers - $8
Three Margaritas - $15
Four Jello Shots - $20
Taking Home the Girl who Drank all of the Above...PRICELESS
I'm out of bed and dressed, what more do you want?
If today is the first day of the rest of my life...I'M SCREWED!
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06-14-2002, 08:29 PM
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58829
ok, seeing as its red neck now LOL
Seen in Montana: "Save a horse, mount a cowboy"
"Dont Tailgate, Driver Chews Tobacco"
"If there is a tourist season why can't we shoot them?"
"If men had periods, they'd brag about the size of their tampons "
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06-14-2002, 10:45 PM
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Some days your the dog some days your the hydrant.
Its always funny until someone gets hurt.....then its hillarious. [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_confused.gif[/img] [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_frown.gif[/img] [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_razz.gif[/img]
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06-15-2002, 12:32 AM
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58874
I seen this one yesterday...
"Dont #$%^&#$%^&#$%^&#$%^& me off, I'm PMSing."
also i like,
"Driving drunk? thats out of style, Drving High aint!" << just know it.
My mom has,
"My kid beat up your honor student", "Give WildLife a BRAKE", and "Brake for Snake"
Jessy! [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif[/img]
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06-15-2002, 01:32 AM
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58883
wehave this one on the back of our car, dont meddle in the affairs of dragons for your crunchy and good with ketchup. [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]
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06-15-2002, 03:13 AM
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Set fazers to STUN!
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"i brake for snakes but i speed up for idiots"
"porn star" i make home videos
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06-15-2002, 07:49 PM
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Faze I like those.. LOL exspecially the first and last ones.
Hee Hee
Jessy! [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif[/img]
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06-17-2002, 01:49 PM
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Ive seen :
owner of this vihicle carries a loded wepon and if you value your life step the fu** back! [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_cool.gif[/img]
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06-17-2002, 01:52 PM
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"Who Would Jesus Do?"
Entropy,
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06-18-2002, 01:49 PM
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Seen on the outside of a house:
NO TRESPASSING, SURVIVORS WILL BE PROSECUTED!
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06-18-2002, 02:28 PM
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never mind the dog beware of owner!
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