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two statues/two boys in hospital
There in the city park stood two statues facing each other for years, one male and one female. One day an angel came down and brought them both to life. She said you two have been here for such a long time just staring at each other, I think the time has come for you to be able to whatever you would like. You both have 1/2 hr to do as you please. The statues kind of stared at each other briefly and grinned. They both took off behind one of the bushes, there was alot of groaning and bush shaking going on for about 15 mins. When they returned the angel said well you still have 15 mins. The male looked at the female and said "well do you want to do it again?". The female statue said "sure, but this time you hold the pigeon down and I get to dook on it!!"
Two young boys were laying in a hospital room one morning. The one looked at the other and said "well what are you in for?". The boy replied "I'm here to have my tounsils removed", the first one said "ahhh, that wasn't so bad, when it was over I got to eat as much ice cream and jello as I wanted". The second boy got a smile on his face and replied with "what are you in for". The first boy said I am here to get circumsized. The second boy replied "oh geesh man I'm sorry, that's a rough one. I couldn't walk for a year when I had that done".
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