Why they put Angels on top of X-mas Trees

[RevMojo]

Ever wonder why they put angels on top of Christmas trees?

One Christmas eve, many years ago, up at the north pole, Santa is having the worst night of his life. The elves are on strike, and he's having to make all the toys himself. The reindeer are sick and cant fly. One of the runners on the sleigh broke and it wont work right either. Mrs Claus has got PMS and has been on his case all day. I mean, this dude is havin one BAAAAD day. Suddenly, the littlest angel comes in and says, "Hey Santa, where should I put this tree?"
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[nomadbean]

LOL....you are one sick puppy there Scott. I thought it was funny though.
Trina [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]
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[JuliusSqueezer]

Bahahahaha Cute!!!
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[RoyalRazer]

Am I right in thinking that Santa told the little angel to shove the tree where the sun don't shine!?! [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif[/img] [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif[/img] [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif[/img] [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif[/img] [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif[/img] [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_eek.gif[/img] [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_eek.gif[/img] [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_eek.gif[/img] [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_eek.gif[/img]

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[RevMojo]

Years of British humor clearly had no ill effects on you RR [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_razz.gif[/img]
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[najaboy]

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'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more!
He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker!
'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you
hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies!
'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig!
'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run
down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!!
THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!


And then the Lord spake, saying:
&quot;First, shalt thou take out the holy pin.
Then shalt thou count to three.
No more, no less.
*Three* shall be the number of the counting, and the number
of the counting shall be three.
*Four* shalt thou not count, and neither count thou two,
excepting that thou then goest on to three.
Five is RIGHT OUT. Once the number three, being the third
number be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade
to-wards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff
it. Amen.


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[WildManWilly]

HEhehehe [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif[/img] [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif[/img]
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