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02-01-2008, 02:25 AM
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Insanity
20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write " For Smuggling Diamonds".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
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02-01-2008, 02:28 AM
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The Beardie King!
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Re: Insanity
lol
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02-01-2008, 02:30 AM
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Hijacking Happens here 2
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Re: Insanity
I think #8 is the most popular one on this forum. lol
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02-01-2008, 02:32 AM
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geckos? what geckos?
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Re: Insanity
lolz. I've seen it before, but I still laugh everytime.
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02-01-2008, 05:00 AM
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World Domination!!!!
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Re: Insanity
I give it a ten but the rating system only lets my go up to 5??? But you are not actually insane if you do not try these and you are not actually insane if you have/do try these thingys. But take in mind 1/4 of the population is clinically insane so take your 3 closest friend AT LEAST ONE OF YOU ARE INSANE!!!!!
PS Nice user title!! ( the devil made me do it I promise!! Aka Hartsock)
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02-01-2008, 05:00 AM
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Re: Insanity
old but still hilarious..ive tried a couple
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02-01-2008, 05:19 AM
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Re: Insanity
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stargazer
I think #8 is the most popular one on this forum. lol
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spelling nazi
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02-01-2008, 05:32 AM
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Hijacking Happens here 2
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