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Re: How To Get Bit By Your Boa

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my last one got me really good doing something similar. its the 7 foot one in my gallery. he was in shed. eyes all cloudy but i had to move him b/c he had messed up his cage. he had never tried to bite me before. so i carefully got him out and he acted fine then my wife walked around the corner and he saw her quick movement and struck. i tried to get him right behind the head but i failed. he latch onto my forearm AND WOULDN'T LET GO!!! i had to hold his head under warm water for like 45 seconds til he ran out breath. ( i assume thats what happened) right after he let go he struck at my face twice. those two strikes kind made my buthole pucker a little bit lol. after that i never had a problem with him again. thank god my tats covered the scars. the bites were really deep and hurt like heck!
Oh yeah. Mess with them when they're in shed. How could I forget that one? (It made your butthole do what???? Yikes!)
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Re: How To Get Bit By Your Boa

now that i think about it. you should add that to the list too. lol.
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Oh yeah. Mess with them when they're in shed. How could I forget that one? (It made your butthole do what???? Yikes!)
pucker. like get really tight b/c i was squeezing my hole body with the anticipation of getting bit in the face.
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Re: How To Get Bit By Your Boa

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pucker. like get really tight b/c i was squeezing my hole body with the anticipation of getting bit in the face.
I find that typo utterly hilarious.
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pucker. like get really tight b/c i was squeezing my hole body with the anticipation of getting bit in the face.
Uh...thanks. Graphic but informative. lol
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I find that typo utterly hilarious.
You caught that too?
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Re: How To Get Bit By Your Boa

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Not a boa, but if you are fortunate enough to work with white lipped pythons, there is only one step:

1) Try to move any body part within a 5' radius of snake.

Works like a charm every time.
Sounds like a delightful creature. I think I'll run right out and get one!
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I find that typo utterly hilarious.
wasnt a typo lol. i did it to see if anyone would catch it. good eye.
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