Funny (appropriate) Jokes

[Gamefreak]

Any body got any jokes they wanna post? go for it!

[maidenfreak]

Chuck Norris destroied the periodic table of elements because he thought that it was wrong because the only element Chuck Norris belives in is the element of suprise.

[Gamefreak]

lol thats pretty good

[maidenfreak]

I made a joke now you make a joke!

[Gamefreak]

Nooooo!

[maidenfreak]

Originally Posted by Gamefreak

Nooooo!

YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RevMojo]

Two molecules are talking. One says to the other, "You know, I think I lost an electron..."

"Are you sure?"

"I'm positive."

[maidenfreak]

Man! I herd that one in my Science class last year.

[Gamefreak]

lol
its a good 1 though

[DaveA]

The White Dot
A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy the teacher called on walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down. Puzzled, the teacher asked him what it was.

"It's a period," he replied.
"I can see that," said the teacher,
"but what is so exciting about a period?"
"Darned if I know," he said,
"but this morning my sister was missing one. Mommy fainted, daddy had a heart attack and the boy next door joined the Navy

[maidenfreak]

WHAT! That was really funny!

[CreepingDeath]

Chuck Norris's calender goes from Mar. 31st to Apr. 2nd because NOBODY FOOLS CHUCK NORRIS

[maidenfreak]

LOL! I've never herd that one befroe you got anymore.

[Red-Tailed_mustang]

Two Muffins are sittin in an oven. One looks at the other and says its frigin hot in here. The other says holy smokes a talkin muffin

[Xeikeness]

Hey, did you guys hear that they're going to split Idaho up into two states, now? Seriously, it's all over the news. The northern half is going to remain named "Idaho" but the Southern half they're going to name "Udaho".

[Red-Tailed_mustang]

nevermind this i tried to paste something it didn't work

[strikerratt]

Signs You've Finally Grown Up
24 Signs That Prove - "You've Grown Up"
1. Fooling around in a twin bed is out of the question.
2. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
3. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
4. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
5. You watch the Weather Channel.
6. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.
7. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
8. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
9. Now you're the one calling the police because those kids next door won't turn down the stereo.
10. Older relatives feel comfortable telling dirty jokes around you.
11. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
12. Your car insurance goes down.
13. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.
14. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
15. You no longer take naps from noon to 6PM.
16. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
17. Eating a basket of buffalo wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
18. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacids, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
19. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
20. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
21. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again."
22. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
23. You no longer drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
24. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you.

[Gamefreak]

lol these are good

[Brandon28]

Originally Posted by strikerratt

24. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you.

...busted...

[X-Factor]

Well apparently I am grown up...but I don't believe it.