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Old 12-11-2006, 04:48 AM
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65 and pregnant?

A woman went to the doctor's office where she was seen by one of the younger doctors. After about four minutes in the examination room, she burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall.

An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was and she told him her story.

After listening, he had her sit down and relax in another room. The older doctor marched down the hallway to the back where the young doctor was writing on his clipboard.

“What's the matter with you?” the older doctor demanded. “Mrs. Reid is 65 years old, has four grown children and seven grandchildren - and you told her she was pregnant?”

The younger doctor continued writing and without looking up said, “Does she still have the hiccups?”
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Old 12-11-2006, 04:55 AM
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Jeez Sleepy! I saw the title of the thread and thought you were having a baby!!!



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Jeez Sleepy! I saw the title of the thread and thought you were having a baby!!!
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LMAO I think I just ruined my computer monitor..LOL
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lol. ouch bw.

i think i agree with louise... youre evil.

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LMAO I think I just ruined my computer monitor..LOL
dont tell me you wasted precious caffeine and spit it out onto your monitor