Third Rooster

[Sabazios69]

A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new
stud rooster to copulate
with his chickens. The farmer puts the rooster
straight in the pen so he can
get down to business.
The young rooster walks over to the old rooster
and says "OK, old fellow, time to retire."
The old rooster says, "You can't handle all these
chickens....look at what it did to me!"
The young rooster replies, "Now, don't give me a
hassle about this. Time
for the old to step aside and the young to take
over, so take a hike. "The
old rooster says, "Aw, c'mon.....just let me have
the two old hens over in
the corner. I won't bother you,"
The young rooster says, "Scram! Beat it! You're
washed up! I'm taking over!"
So, the old rooster thinks for a minute and then
says to the young rooster,
"I'll tell you what, young fellow, I'll have a
race with you around the
farmhouse. Whoever wins the race gets domain of
the Chicken coop.
And if I'm so feeble, why not give me a little
head start?"
The young rooster says, "Sure, why not, you know
I'll still beat you."
They line up in back of the farmhouse, get a
chicken to cluck "Go!" and the
old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds
later the young rooster
takes off after him. They round the front of the
farmhouse and the young
rooster is only about 5 inches behind the old
rooster and gaining fast.
The Farmer, sitting on the porch, looks up, sees
what's going on, grabs
his shotgun and BOOM!, he shoots the young rooster
dead. He shakes his
head gloomily and says to his wife
"Son of a #$%^&#$%^&#$%^&#$%^&#$%^&...third
gay rooster I bought this week!"


Sabazios69 [img]images/forum/icons/icon_mad.gif[/img]

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[Bry]

LMAO...I have heard this joke many times. It's still hilarious every time because I hear it all different ways. [img]images/forum/icons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img][addsig]

[JuliusSqueezer]

hahahaha that's cute!!! I hadn't ever heard it.

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[Rolento]

hehehe

Nice.

[matty]

thats a good one i aint herd that b4 had me in bits LOL [img]images/forum/icons/icon_cool.gif[/img]

[Jeff]

Yeah that was a good jokey joke. Hmmm i need to remember that one.

[RoyalRazer]

CRUEL BUT FUNNY TWIST! [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif[/img]
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[RoyalRazer]

CRUEL BUT FUNNY TWIST! [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif[/img]
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[XzyluM]

LOL, first time I ever heard that one. It's a good one.
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[Reticu-Lady]

I have heard this one before, I still love it. It's a classic [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif[/img] [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif[/img]
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[Countryboy]

Lmao thats a good one
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