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REASONS WHY REPTILES ARE BETTER THAN SIGNIFICANT OTHERS

1. They bite you when you mess up, then drop the matter. No week long arguments.
2. They don't talk back.
3. They never ask where you've been
4. They don't mind if you play with another snake.
5. They only make you buy them dinner twice a month.
6. They never take the remote.
7. They don't complain if you put on weight.
8. They don't hog the covers
9. They don't complain if you get cold and turn the heater to 80.
10. They don't mess up the house.

I hope you enjoy these reasons, and feel free to add on your silly reasons reptiles are better. [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]
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I know I love my snakes more than my EX-WIFE! Who's with me? [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] who here besides me lives alone with their herps, and LOVES IT!? -Juggalo
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11. they dont mind if you come home with lipstick on your collar
12.They dont care how much you've had to drink and who you've been drinking with
13. they dont spend hours preparing to go out of their home

cant think of anymore at the moment but i think of some more soon.

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14. they dont bark religously every night

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15. they dont check up on you while your at work/high school
16. Snakes are more docile/tame

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17. No arguments on how to cook and what to have for dinner!

Chinese! Every week!
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they wont compare you to any other snakes they've seen before
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If you get rid of them they dont take half of your stuff with them =)
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You guys are obviously dating the wrong chicks.
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You guys are obviously dating the wrong chicks.
We all cant be Big ole studs like you Brett
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They dont try to negotiate other frivolous expenditures of thier own, every time You start talking about getting another snake.
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